Oh Carlos! Don't try and make me feel guilty about possibly ruining your life and that of your non existant daughter! Send me the details of the hotel owners bank account - what's betting it needs to be paid by Western Union!! He's going to have a long wait!!

Hello Sweetie,

Thanks for your charming mail,i really enjoy reading it,i am more than happy to know you and i hope i will not regret knowing you,i am making a big sacrifice to abandon the project and come over to build our future together but if something go wrong with me along the line my life will be miserable and it might jeopardize the future of my daughter,please make sure you act as you said,as for me i will do all i can to be with you and spend the rest of my life with you,i am not getting younger neither you, we are mature enough to know all it takes to love. Sure my daughter will call you mummy,she really need someone who could be a good friend and mum to her,she always want her father to be happy she wouldn't like seeing her dad in any terrible situation.Don't mind about having one foot,i love you for whom you are.

I think wedding is a good plan which i dream of,wow i can't imaging myself dressing up on suit and putting on my hat,i think our marriage day will be a great day that we will never forget in our lives. Regarding the hotel,did i tell you that i changed hotel from RADISSON BLUE to  La RAVEN after staying for 5 days, RADISSON BLUE is very expensive that is the reason why i left,i don't think La RAVEN is online, is a kind of low rate hotel someone took me their when i complain about the cost of RADISSON. Here is the address of the La RAVEN. (Rue 25,villa no:7 fass Medina Dakar Senegal)

I have disused with the hotel manager this morning that my wife is in process of clearing my bill so that i go back to the UK,so if you are ready he will provide me with his account details so that you can transfer the fund to him,i can't wait to be with you.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.

A reply to Carlos - I need the hotel address

I am so excited about marrying Carlos, I can hardly contain myself!  He does need to send me the full address of the hotel he is staying in or I cannot authorise payment of his outstanding bill. Let's see what excuse he comes up with.

Good evening my sweet, darling, soon to be husband.

I was absolutely overjoyed to read that you wish to marry me!! Oh Carlos, I simply cannot tell you how happy I am. You have made me the happiest woman alive. I would jump for joy but seeing as I only have one  foot, I shall have to make do with a rather large, crutch assisted hop instead! Still, it's the thought that counts isn't it?

As you can see, I now have a new keyboard :) I am so glad you managed to understand my last message.

I have never thought that  you were the lazy type  Carlos. I would never entertain a realtionship with someone who was lazy or just after me for my money. I know you are a hard working and trustworthy man Carlos and that is just one of the reasons I love you. I cannot wait until we are together, husband and wife, a proper family with your angel of a daughter. Do you think she will want to call me mummy?

I have so many plans for our wedding. I wish it to be a truely lavish affair with white horses and ladies in floaty frocks playing  harps and violins. You will look handsome and virile in your suit and top hat and I shall look like a fairytale princess on crutches. Oh Carlos, it will be a day to remember for the rest of our lives.

Anyway, back to more pressing matters. To enable me to pay your outstanding hotel bill and arrange your return flight to the UK, I need the full postal address of the hotel you are staying in. I did a quick google search but it didn't show any hotels called La Raven in Senegal. Are you sure you gave me the correct details? It is important that I have this information for my business records as my accountant has to keep track of my outgoings for tax purposes. I am sure you understand this Carlos as you are a clever and business minded man yourself. As soon as you send me this correct information I can then authorise the payment and we will have you back home in no time!

I must sleep now my darling as it is late. Tomorrow I have a hospital appointment and I am going to visit my dear brother John in prison. I can't wait to tell him all about our impending nuptuals. It's just all so very exciting!

Sleep well my darling and send me the hotel information as soon as possible please.

All my love and devotion

Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Guess who's getting married?!! - A message from Carlos!

Oh the joys!! Carlos has agreed to marry me! I do wonder if he knows what he is getting himself into here. He's finally agreed to allow me to pay his hotel bill. One problem, a quick google search doesn't bring up any results for said hotel and he didn't provide me with an address for it either. For a relatively clever scammer, he doesn't always thinks things through properly!


Hey Sweetie,

Thanks for your mail the content was clearly understood,i can see that your key board has broken because there are so many missing alphabet but i did manage to understand all you said,i am recovery from my cold because i took some pills,regarding the account issue that i made mention of London,i worked with Kain Construction for almost 6 months in London so during that period i lived in London and have an account set up in Barclay's bank but unfortunate i empty everything and the other  account i have here in Chesterfield,i have nothing left on it so everything is zero.

I have been thinking about my situation after reading your mail because losing that huge amount that i have spent will jeopardize my future,i don't want to be a burden to you,i am not a lazy type i work out so much,i have a daughter who need my help so i should put all my responsibility on you? I want you to know that i love you so much that is why i am fighting hard to meet you,i can't refuse your offer because you are working hard to rescue me from this situation that i am facing

Will you marry me? The answer to the question is YES You are not a fool it is good to always open up and say our mind so that we can know how to handle any situation that might arise,i so much like your openness and boldness,i can't be devoting my time for something that will not work out,i so much and willing to get married for us to live together and share every moment together,i must confess to you i have not had this kind of feelings for anyone you really touch my heart,i have made up my mind  now to come over as you promise to share everything with me,by the way how will you assist me to pay the hotel bill? Here is info of the hotel

Hotel Name:  LA RAVEN

Name of the Manager:TESLIME NOUREDINE NDIAYE

His office direct line:+221301074783

Here is my Full Names: PEREZ  CARLOS

You can go ahead and book the air ticket so that i can come back to the UK as soon as possible,i am missing you terribly and i want to be with you,the feelings we have for each other are so strong and when we meet soon God will help us through, how was your weekend? for me i did not have much to do this people actually set me back with the account issue and  which i was not expecting but in all i have learnt to give thanks to God.for he's everything and he delighted in giving praise in any situation.He has played a big role in our getting to meet, our love for each other our understanding and commitment to each other.I know it is very hard on me right now but i do believe somehow God will see me through,I truly appreciate your love and support.Have a wonderful night.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.

A mssag to Carlos - MARRY M!

I continue to ignore Carlos's request for the money to set up the African bank account.  Instead, I decide to propose to him! I do hope he can read the mssag as my 'E' ky has brokn!!


Good aftrnoon my darling swt Carlos

It was lovly to har from you onc again. I hop you can mang to rad this mail ok. The 'E' ky has brokn on my kyboard so until I can manag to gt to th shops and buy a nw kyboard I am afraid that my mssags may b rathr hard to rad. I will try to gt to th local computr stor as soon as possibl but my mobility scootr battry nds charging so I am not sur I can gt thr in tim today.

Anyway, how is your cold? I do hop th mdicin you bought is working it's magic and that you ar on th mnd. I hat to think of you out thr by yourslf, fling so ill. You rally do nd m to look aftr you don't you Carlos?

I just nd to clarify somthing Carlos. You liv in Chstrfild ys? You hav told m this on many occasions so I  know that I am not imagining it. So, why did you say in your last mail that you account is in London and rfr to coming back to London? I am a little confusd now. I am also concrnd about your poor daughtr. Sh has bn without hr daddy for almost 2 wks now and must be so vry worrid about you. Plas Carlos, lt m snd you a plan ticket so you can just com hom to us whr you should b. I can't s why you won't do this. I thought you lovd m Carlos? I offr to hlp you yt  you put obstacls at vry turn.

I am going to b vry bold now Carlos. I know this may come as a bit of a shock to you but I lov you so much. Carlos, I simply ador you. No on has vr had such an ffct on m. I hav nvr lovd anyon in the way that I lov you. I cannot imagine my lif without you in it so I nd to ask you somthing.

CARLOS - WILL YOU MARRY M?

I nd you in my lif forvr. Ys, som may call me a crazy fool (specially Mr T), but I don't car. Lif is for living Carlos. Th vnts of lat have shown m that you nd to grab your happinss when you can and not lt opportunitis pass you by. I want you to com back to the UK, forgt about th contract and MARRY M!!! Plas don't worry about mony or crass things lik that. I will provid for us both. My businsss ar doing wll and financially I am comfortabl. I want to shar my lif and vrything I hav with you Carlos. Plas think about what I hav said. I don't xpct an answr straight away but don't kp m waiting too long.

Oh Carlos, I fl so vry happy right now. Mrs Tss Prz, it has quit a ring to it. Or of cours, you could always bcom Mr Carlos Tickl!! The choic is yours.

Right, I apprciat that that must hav com as a bit of a surpris so I will lav you to pondr my offr.

I lov you Carlos, always and forvr


Tss xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

A message from Carlos - he doesn't want me to pay his hotel bill.

The ungratefull sod! I offer to pay his hotel bill and pay for a plane ticket and he says no! All he wants is the bank account set up fees. If he doesn't get it sorted, his life will be in danger. Oh dearie me!! Do I sound unsympathetic?

Hey Sweetie,

Thanks for your mail the content was clearly understood,this year weather is really terrible it must be a terrible situation for the sheep,it really nice of you to get them a place to live. Thanks for your offer it really a good idea for you to get my hotel bill to be paid,i must be open to you because you are part of my life,i have nothing left on my account in London,i empty the account so that i can be able to meet up all the expenses here in Senegal so if i should return without having this account fixed it will be a hard situation for me because i still have so many bills to pay when i am back home so where will i get the money? I explain my situation to the hotel manager so sympathized with me so he is willing to let me stay pending the time things will be sorted out.

I know that your money  is tied up in business accounts but try to see what you can do to help me with the set up fee so that i can set up the account.If the account issue is sorted out then i can have access to money so when i come back to London i will not suffer anything, without this my life will be in danger. Honey i never think of changing my career but if that should happen it must be after the contract,if we meet we can discus about about working for you.You just try your best to help me,looking forward to your mail.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.

A reply to Carlos - I can't send him any money as the sheep have it all.

I thought I had better reply and put Carlos out of his misery. I can't pay his bank fees as all my spare cash has gone to help rebuild the sheep refuge. I will however arrange for his hotel bill to be paid and send him a return air ticket as soon as he send me the details. I have even offered him a job!


Hey Carlos

Oh what a mad couple of days I have had. I went to the sheep sanctuary as I said in my last email and they had  had a disaster of epic proportions. We have had some terrible weather over here, torrential rain and gale force winds and the refuge had taken a real battering. Lots of the fences and shelters had been blown down and the sheep were all over the show. What could I do? I couldn't see all the sheep homeless and in danger so I agreed for them to come and live in my garden! Yes, I know I am mad but I love the little fellows so much that I just couldn't say no. I also made a sizeable donation to the refuge to enable them to rebuild it all but bigger and better. It's left me rather short of free income now. Don't get me wrong Carlos, I have money but it is tied up in business accounts and the like, I am sure you undersatnd all about such matters.

With regard to your current situation Carlos. Unfortunately, due to the payment to the refuge I don't have access to much actual cash at the moment. I can't send you any money to set up the account but what I can do is arrange for your hotel bill to be paid. If you send me all the details of where you are staying, the name, address, phone number and managers name of the hotel in which you are staying I can  make sure you do not suffer the embarrassment of an unpaid hotel bill. I could also arrange to have a plane ticket booked in your name for you to collect at he airport enabling you to come back home.  I hate the thought of you out there, alone and ill. I need to get you back home to England as soon as possible. Then when you are back here we can address the matter of getting the money transferred for the contract. I do still have a bad feeling about it all Carlos. I am sure it is not all as it seems.

Have you ever thought of a change of career Carlos? I would be honoured if you came to work for me. As you are good at construction type stuff, I could pay you to come and rebuild the Sheep refuge. I am usre you would make an amzing job of it.

I have to go now Carlos, things to do and all that! I do hope you start to feel better soon. Get plenty of sleep and drink lots. Please don't forget to send me your hotel details nd I shall arrange for the bill to be paid and send you the planeticket back home.

All will be well Carlos because I love you and will rescue you from your misfortune,


All my love forever


Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Another message from Carlos - now he is ill.

Poor Carlos has catch a cold! He can't sleep and is stressed. It's just so hard for him. Face - bothered?!!!

Hello Sweetie,

How are you doing today? I am not doing fine i catch cold and i couldn't sleep last night so though for me,i have just bought some medicine so i will be alright soon. I am so worried about my situation here as i am overstaying without money left with me this is a hard situation for me,please and please try to see what you can do to lend me the money so that i can set up the account.Looking forward to your mail.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.

Another message from Carlos - He's feeling sad :(

Another email today.  Poor Carlos is feeling  sad as he has to stay in and has nothing to do. He really needs me to lend him some money to set up the account.  I think I may offer him some advice on how to amuse himself instead!!

Hello Sweetie,

Thanks for your mail and i am glad to hear from you again you make my day and you makes me happy, each mail from you is always a plus to my life its stare the happiness inside of me at least to know that someone cares so much about me. Honey no one can con me here i do study properly every document before paying for is,base on the agreement signed between the company and i,the expenses has to be taken care off by me,i am not their staff if i am then the company will be the one to responsible for every expenses,i am on contract basis so i am the one to care for my expenses. No people can take advantage of me don't just worry about that,all i need is to complete my part and allow the company to play their role.As you may know that Africa is a poor continent and they raise money through tax and payment for any document,all what i spent here in getting all the documents are for the Government not for the  company this is what you have to understand. I knew quite alright that at the end of the contract i will have much money to invest for myself,the only problem i am having now is the amount required by the bank for the setting up of the account,once i set up the account the project fund will be transferred to the account.

I am not happy the way things are going,i only made one week payment so i have to pay for more days now as i am over staying otherwise the hotel manager might ask me to leave,i have to do something quickly and check out of the hotel to avoid embarrassment,i want you to do me a favor by lending me some money to set up an account,i will send the money back to you as soon as i am through here.I am just indoor today again without doing nothing i feel sad about my situation here,please try all you can to lend me the money,i know for sure everything will work out.

I think we have a great start and would love for us to continue along this journey we have begun just learning about each other and loving each other.  When i read your mail it brings joy to my heart and a smile to my face.Looking forward to your mail.

Lots of love to you Baby and a whole bundle of kisses and warm, tender hugs.
 
Longing to be in your arms to just cuddle up with you.
Carlos.

A quick message to Carlos.

Just sent a quick message to Carlos so he knows I haven't forgotten about him. I have completely ignored his pleas for money!


Hello again my darling Carlos

Oh dear! It doesn't sound like you are having a very good time of it out there. I have a very bad feeling about this work contract you have. I hate to say it Carlos but I fear this is all one big con. Are you absolutely sure that there is actually a job for you at the end of it? No reputable company would expect you to pay so much money out of your pocket for hotel bills and documentation. I have have a very bad feeling that someone is trying to con you Carlos :( This makes me so sad and so very very angry. People or companies who try to take advantage of others for financial gain are the lowest of the low. If I were you I would just jump on the next plane back home and get someone to investigate this company.

Right Carlos, I have to go now as I have to pay visit to the Sheep refuge. They are having a few difficulties that I have promised to help out with. I shall email you again later this evening as I have a very busy day.

Chin up Carlos and remember that our TRUE LOVE FOR EACH OTHER will carry us through any hurdles we may face. Nothing can take that way from us.

Love you always

Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Second begging message from Carlos!

The second messge today from Carlos. Bless him, he's stressed and has nothing to do. Poor love!!


Hello Sweetie,

How are you doing today?I guess you are doing good,i am indoor throughout the day as i do not have anything to do,this account issue is really stressing me,i have no means to raise this money,my hotel bills are accumulating honey please try to see what you can do to lend me  the 435 pound sterling so that i can set up the account. Looking forward to your mail.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.

A message from Carlos ~ Finally, he's asked for money!!

Oh Carlos! What took you so long? We all knew what you wanted ~ money!! Well sorry to tell you, but you're not getting any no matter how much you love me!!

 

 

 

Hello Sweetie,

 

Thanks for your lovely mail,i am very careful on what i do here so there is no way people can corn me here deceive me,the fact of the matter is that i have to set up bank account here to enable the construction company transfer the project fund to me since the contract will take place here in Senegal.I am not going to lose anything thing the only thing now is to set up bank account,when  i got to the bank they showed me so many kind of account but the one i can receive such large amount of money cost the sum of  350,000 Cfa in their currency here which is equivalent to 435 pound sterling,i am overstaying here now and the longer i stay the more my hotel bills accumulate please and please try to help me with the said amount i will send the money back once the construction company transferred the fund to my account here,i am sorry for asking you for help just that things didn't work out they way i plan it,i never think i of spending such huge amount of money but i know that things will be fine,just try to see what you can do for me tomorrow so that i can set up the account,if you need my information to send the money to me do let me know so that i can send it to you.

 

Honey i think it will be a great pleasure for you to come to the airport to pick me up,wow this is what i have in mind to tell you before but i feel you might not be able to do that for me but to my greatest surprise you wrote me what i have in mind that mean our minds are working in the same direction.You are my best friend right now. I trust you with all my heart and that is why I am comfortable telling you so much about me and feel comfortable talking to you about my private life and anything that affects me. I also feel that it is the very reason that you tell me about anything that affects you too. Every conversation we have is underlined with a bold red line that speaks to trust and confidentiality. You are a good listener and for you to spend so much time corresponding with me and providing advice when I need it is more than I anticipated when I first met you. You have proven to be a wife and a best friend and for this I love you more. I can see that we are a perfect match, and all I ask of you is that we remain true to each other. I pray every day for God's blessings and his guidance and direction on our relationship because I believe that God has great plans in store for us. Indeed he knows our thoughts and our plans and will give us the grace and strength to reach every milestone we set ourselves.

Love and kisses,

Carlos.

A reply to Carlos - a bit of dogging fun?

I feel it is my duty to question that amount of money the bank is wanting for the set up fees for Carlos's account. It does seem extorionate. I do hope he takes me advice.
Good afternoon my darling Carlos.

It was a joy to hear from you as always. My day is going well thank you for asking! I haven't actually done very much today to be honest. I had a bit of a lazy morning laid on the sofa watching Jeremy Kyle!! Don't hold that against me please Carlos lol! I don't usually watch old Jezza but I was flicking around the channels and just got drawn into it. Honestly, some of the people who go on these kind of shows are unbelievable. There was this one woman who had fallen in love with a man who had told her that he was some kind of African prince. He said his father had been killed in some kind of military uprising and that he had inherited all his money but needed her to help him get it. She ended up sending him thousands of pounds and he turned out to not even be a prince or anything! Can you believe that? How can someone be so stupid eh? She seemed a very sad, lonely woman Carlos. I felt quite sorry for her.

I am so glad that I have you Carlos as I know you are an honest man who's life is built on truth and integrity. You have never pretended to be someone that you are not. You are hard working and a good father to your daughter and I am so lucky to have you in my life. I dream of the days we will spend together, in love, in each others arms. Do you think your daughter would eventually call me mummy?

It saddens me to hear you are so stressed out there. Are you sure this job is worth all the stress and hassle? With regard to the account you need to set up, I am a bit confused. Why can't the construction company just  put the money into your ordinary bank account? It does seem a lot of messing about just to get your money refunded. Plus the bank fees of £435,784 seems an extorionate amount of money. Are you sure you got the decimal point in the right place Carlos? 435 thousand, 784 pounds can't be correct surely? I think they are trying to rip you off if that's the case. My advice to you would be to tell the construction company to pay the money into your ordinary bank account and have done with. If they refuse, you should take them to the small claims court and get your money back that way. You really do need to be careful Carlos. There are so many unscrupulous people out there, including companies that will con money from you with empty promises of work etc. Please do be careful my darling man.

So Carlos, when do you arrive back in England? If you like, I could come and meet you at the airport. It would be a pleasure to drive you back home after a long flight. Don't worry if it's a late flight as if it's dark when we drive back we could always do a bit of a detour past some of the local dogging sites. Don't worry, I don't want to take part or anything ( I am not a pervert!) I just like to throw cans of Chum and some Winalot at the cars! A bit immature I know but you should see them jump!! It's truely hillarious!!

Right my dearest darling Mexican sex god, I really must go. I have a mountain of paperwork to attend to that won't sign itself!

Take care my sweet and look forward to hearing from you soon.

All my love and devotion forever

Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

A message from Carlos - he's run out of money and has to pay bank fees!

He's on the verge of asking for some money! About bloody time too lol! Poor Carlos has run out of money and needs to pay for bank fees. He hasnt asked me yet but it's only a matter of time :) But all is well because he loves me!!



Hello Sweetie,

How is your day going over there? I guess is fine with you. Today's process was a bit hectic,i am stressed up in fact is not so easy getting document here,i spent almost 3000 pound sterling today in fact i am financially exhausted,after getting the remaining document today i went straight to the bank to set up an account to enable the construction company transfer the part of the project fund to me but i could not succeed in setting up the account because i was ask to pay the set up fees which is   this is equivalent to 435.784. I am confused right now because i don't have any money left with me now i never think i can spend that much but things didn't work out the way i plan it,this is the only thing that is delaying me right now.

As for my daughter i have not concluded yet but when i come back home i will decide on what to do,i will get the project started on 27th of February and it will last for 1 year,since rescheduled the dinner party for next week it will be a great opportunity for me to be there with you,i only need to sort out this account issue and come back. I am counting days now for our meeting.

You mean so much to me and I am so excited that soon we will be able to meet. You have truly struck a chord in me,there is something about you that tells me you are a genuine and loving person. It is for that reason that I trust you and would want to move forward into a healthy a loving relationship with you.

Carry these words in your heart.  I LOVE YOU

Kisses and hugs always
Carlos.

A message to Carlos.

A quick message to Carlos. He should be due home now from his African trip. Let's see if he befalls some disaster or other!!

Good evening my darling Carlos.
 
Thank you for your lovely messages over the weekend. It lifts my spirits to know you care so much for me and my well being. By my reckoning you should be coming home today because you said you were away for just 7 days. Does this mean we will finally get to meet each other in the flesh? I do understand that you will be busy on your return home but I do hope you can make some time for me.

So Carlos, did you manage to secure all the necessary paperwork you need to work in Africa? I do hope so. I also hope the company have refunded your money so you are not out of pocket. When do you go back to work in Senegal and how long for? What will happen to your daughter whilst you are there or will she go with you?

I had a quiet weekend with no dramas which makes a real change. I have rescheduled the dinner party for next week. Maybe you would like to come Carlos? I would be so proud to have you by my side! Oh please say you will come my darling. It would mean so much to me to have the love of my life supporting me.

It's late now and I really must sleep. Please let me know that you have arrived back in Chesterfield safely.

All my love and devotion

Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Message two from Carlos today he's spending so much money.

Carlos has been busy getting his document and spending  lots of his money. Poor boy will be skint soon!!


Hello Sweetie,

Sorry for my late response,i have been so busy for the past 2 days in fact its not so easy getting document here,i have to move from one office to another in fact yesterday was so tough i spent almost 3,200 Pound sterling,i just have to give thanks to God that things are going fine. I will get the rest documents tomorrow,have a wonderful Sunday.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.

A message from Carlos Pam Ayres has made me romantic!

Wow! A long and detailed email from Carlos today. It's scary how he actually reads what I tell him! I am so relieved that he is not embarrassed about my talk of lady parts lol! I'm quite concerned about Carlos though as he appears to be physically different from other humans. He has more than one heart! "my heart they beat so fast". Poor Carlos. He'd better take it easy.

Hi sweetie,

How are you doing today hope fine? You just told me you had a mishap that landed you at the hospital ,i am so sorry about that i think you need to be very careful when cooking and get things done properly i really wish i was around to help you get few things done. I was a bit worried when i didn't get to read from you,but its alright at least i got to read from you which i consider very important.
You can tell me more about your boiler been broken lol, that is tough babe its cold right now you really need to get that done fast, have you hosted the dinner or you were about to do that? i didn't get that straight, more so babe i love more of Pizza to hummus, i think i love the magaritta Italian type of it, meanwhile i think you really spend time in the kitchen babe mmmmmmm, that's good honey i can't wait to have that taste of delicious meal from you, it will be great to watch you do that in the kitchen.

One of the things that has really amazed me about you was the fact that you are a very hardworking woman and guess what i love that dearly, it is good for one to have a romantic life and be committed to he or she does, i do think you are a perfect woman for me, we'll definitely get to meet soon babe and we can move on with our greater future.you have really touched my heart in a unique way, your mentality and understanding about relationship is something i cherish so much, honey at my age i can't be that embarrassed about you telling me about your intimate lady parts. i really wish i was there watch you do that,you are a very funny person and i can tell you that i am enjoying every moment with you, each mail from you has really hit me so good and i want to read from you again and again,honey love is strong and yet delicate, i was reading the mails we' ve exchange and all i could say was getting to meet you was a great privilege for me and i want to hold on to that for the rest of my life.
Honey in all things we just have to be thankful to God , probably he knew that will happen why that same day the engineer hath to come, just give thanks to God babe i really hope you are getting better now and you're using your drugs as prescribe by the doctor, i couldn't believe my angel fell on a marble and was there for 2 and half hours, I'm sorry about that babe, i guess one of the reason why we need to get together on time so we can get things done the way it ought to be.

mmmmmmmmmmm Pam Ayres i think she's a good writer and a broadcaster and i think since you made that recomendation babe i think i need to read more of her poem, i think i can now figure our why you were more romantic, and fun to be with and i can tell again and again honey i truly want to continue this awesome moment with you continue till we finally meet.

You know sweetie i wish dream were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams i'm always with you,you know i read one of  Elizabeth Bowen poem and she says when you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.i can't just deny this feelings i have for you in my heart.you are such a pretty woman and i tend to spend the rest of my life with you pronouncing you will love me.honey there are many things i wanted to say, but i think words alone are not enough to really express how much i care for you,i just truly hope you can see through my mail, my heart they beat so fast longing to be with you.take care of yourself for me babe and always remember that this man loves you with all his heart.kisses all over you.
Have a wonderful and pleasant Sunday.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.

A message to Carlos - Deadly chickpeas and Pam Ayres.

I hate hummus!!!!


My darling Carlos.

I do apologise for my delay in replying to your last email. I had a bit of a mishap on wednesday morning which landed me in hospital until this morning. Sometime I think I must be the unluckiest person alive! It's a good job I have a positive outlook on life or I would have had a breakdown by now!

My heating boiler had broken so my house was rather cold. I had called the engineer on Tuesday and made an appointment for the following afternoon so I wasn't overly concerned. Wednesday evening I was hosting a dinner party for some potential new business connections so made an early start on the food preparation. Dips always go down well at such soiree's so I decided to make some hummus. Do you like hummus Carlos? In light of what has happened, I don't think I shall ever eat it again. Anyway, I gathered the chickpeas, tahini, garlic, lemon juice and oil and set to work. As I was putting the chickpeas into the blender a couple escaped and dropped to  the floor. I thought, "I'll pick those up later." and that my dear, was a near fatal error of judgement. I made the hummus which it galls me to say was utterly delicious and then made a start on some Mexican bean pasta (always reminds me of you when I eat that!!). I spent the next hour or so cooking this and that and then decided it was time for a bit of pampering.

Thankfully, in light of my recent pig related accident, I have a downstairs bathroom so off I popped to do a bit of intimate hair removal and the likes. First I put on a clay face mask, the type that dries hard and makes you look like ghost then got the hair removing wax out.  I balanced on the side of the bath and put the hot wax on my legs and lady bits! (hope that doesn't embarrass you Carlos, me talking about my most intimate lady parts) I needed to let the wax set a bit before applying the strips and ripping it off so I hobbled back into the kitchen on my crutches to get a quick drink before my face pack set too hard.  By this time I had completely forgotten about the chickpeas that had fallen to the floor earlier and unfortunately, one of my crutches made contact with them. The crutch slipped on the chickpeas and sent me flying across the kitchen floor in a move reminiscent Ann Widdecombe doing her very best on Strictly come dancing. I landed face down on the floor and thankfully didn't hurt myself. Now this was when it all became a bit tricky.

I have a beautiful, Italian marble tiled floor in the kitchen. Have you ever felt marble Carlos? It is notorious for it's icey cold touch and the tiles in my kitchen were even more so due to the lack of heating with the boiler being broken. As my exposed, wax covered flesh made contact with the tiles, the wax quickly changed temperture and began to set. Since my previous accident with the pigs, I am obviously not as mobile as I used to be so was struggling to get myself back up off the floor. My crutches had both gone sliding across the floor when I fell and were out of my reach. As I tried to pull myself up, I encountered a great deal of resistance. Carlos, the wax had set and I was stuck to the floor! I couldn't move the lower half of my body, my lady garden being firmly stuck to the tiles. I tried and tried but alas, all my efforts were in vain. All I could do was lay there, hoping that maybe a kindly neighbour would hear my cries for help and come to my rescue.

I laid there for 2 and a half hours in the cold with nothing but the Greatest Poems of Pam Ayres as chosen and read by Janet Street Porter on Radio 4 for company. I had forgotten what a work of utter genius "I wish I'd looked after me teeth" is!!  Then my saviour arrived in the form of the boiler engineer. Thankfully he heard my cries for help and saw me laid prostrate on the Italian marble, backside in the air and a face that made me look like an extra from Casper the friendly ghost!. He rushed in and cleverly used my hair dryer to melt the wax and free me from my embarrassment. He was such a dear and insisted that I go to hospital for a check up as by now, my skin was red raw and I was suffering from mild hypothermia. The hospital staf were amazing and kept me in until the morning to make sure I was fully recovered. The boiler man, bless him, went back to the house and sorted the boiler for me. I told him to help himself to the hummus as I felt physically sick at the thought of eating it now.

So Carlos, I am back home now a little sore and with a bruised ego but doing ok.  I hope your trip is continuing to be fruitful and that you are not making yourself too tired. If you  need to relax and switch off at the end of a busy day, I can thoroughly reccommend reading a bit of Pam Ayres. She truely is a lyrical genius!

Hope to  hear from you soon my darling.

Love  and kisses a plenty from your darling Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

A message from Carlos - He's chattered a taxi!

Another email from the very keen Carlos. Again, lots of mentions about how much everything is costing him! I am actually still quite taken aback at the fact that he does actually read my emails and responds appropriately, unlike 'Justin'. I reckon he will go f or the kill in a day or two! I wonder how much he will need me to lend him?



Hello Sweetie,

How are you today hope you doing fine thanks a lot for your message i really appreciate it, i got back to my hotel not quiet long, so i rush to the bathroom to take a shower, the day was hectic, just like yesterday, the country is expensive and and you know i have to move around with taxi that i chattered for security purpose, but i thank God i got some document and that cost me about £2,175 pounds,Honey Senegal is a nice country and there are so many tourist attraction here but i have not able to visit any site but before i go back to the UK i will try and visit some site,i saw so many drums,musical instrument and sculpture at the city center in fact they are amazing. It it true that they have Museum the hotel manager brief me so many things about Senegal,i think is a nice place to visit,i saw so many people putting on a traditional cloth called Ganila,the hotel manager promise to take me to a lives show on Saturday where both men and women displaying their traditional dance. There is amazing site here called Goreé Island(Slave House) is a poignant reminder of Goreé's role as the center of West African slave trade.

It will be fun to do so many travel with you especially in Senegal and other part of Africa.,i will have to sleep early tonight because i have to wake very early morning tomorrow to continue with the rest document,as soon as i am through with all the document i will set up an account to enable the construction company transfer the the project money to me. Honey i am missing you terribly i can't wait to be with you and spend some quality time with you,have a wonderful night.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.

A message to Carlos - a bit of culture.

My reply to Carlos, advising him on some of the local culture!


Hey Carlos baby!!

I just logged on to email you and you had beat me to it! I was overjoyed to hear from you again.

I am so glad you arrived safely and that everything is going to plan for you. It certainly is an expensive time for you Carlos. I do hope the company you will be working for will refund you the money you have had to spend. If not, I fear you will be seriously out of pocket.

So, besides the business side of your trip, have you managed to see any of the sights in Senegal? I hear the The IFAN Museum is an amazing place to visit should you find yourself with some free time. Lively, imaginative displays show masks and traditional dress across the region (including Mali, Guinea-Bissau, Benin and Nigeria) and provide an excellent overview of styles, without bombarding you with more than you can take in. The museum is a testimony to former President Senghor's interest in promoting African art and culture. You can also see beautiful fabrics and carvings, drums, musical instruments and agricultural tools. Sounds fantastic doesn't it Carlos? I do so like a bit of culture. I hope that when we are finally together, that our lives will include many trips to museums, galleries and lectures.

Right Carlos, it is late and I too need to sleep. I have had a busy day doing a charity custard bath for the sheep refuge ( I raised £78.67, two buttons and a couple of chocolate coins)  and tomorrow I am meeting with some designers with a view to them fashioning some arms for my new venture.

Take care my darling sweet man. May tomorrow bring you love, luck and happiness in bucketfulls!

Your ever lovingand devoted Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

A message from Carlos - what an expensive time!

I logged on to reply to Carlos's mail from yesterday but he had beat me to it! He's having a productive but expensive time in Africa. Tomorrow includes a visit to the local police station. What's betting he gets detained as he can't afford to pay for the paperwork!!


Hello sweetie,

My day was hectic babe i have to move from one office to another, moreover is a very expensive country is the most expensive in west Africa is a tourist country i guess one of the reason why is that expensive in an hotel where i lodged i am paying £120 pounds a day is 5 star hotel.one of the cheapest.and i was at the ministry of interior to get the legal document it wasn't easy getting those document and i don't want to stay longer than one week i spent about £1,560pounds to get those document and i have submitted them at the police headquarters for legalization i will continue from there tomorrow to get other required papers. very tired now babe i need a shower now and go to bed. love you babe and hope to hear from you.kiss you babe love you from the depth of my soul take care sweetie.love you.
Carlos.

A message from Carlos he's arrived in Africa!

Well he's arrived in Senegal has Carlos. He just needs to visit the ministry of interior to get his paperwork. Hmm wonder how much that will cost?

Hello Sweetie,

How are you are today hope you are doing fine? I left England last night and i got to Dakar this morning, it was a long journey i have not travel a long journey in a over a year now. but it was fun we had a stop over in Madrid for an hour before we proceed to Dakar it was about 3hour 40minutes. they have a nice airport first time in Africa.i have been in my hotel room relaxing all day. and i will be  going tomorrow to the ministry of interior to get every necessary document that will enable me work as a contractor in the country.

I am very careful here babe because i did heard so many bad things happening here,i will not be going out much just from the hotel to the place where i have to get the documents,i am very much aware that i will have to pay some money to get the document so whatever i am paying i must demand for the receipt as a proof. I left my daughter with my friend's mother so she is very much safe,i will only spend 7 days to get all the necessary papers one i am done with it i will fly back home so that we can meet some spend some quality time together,the contract will last for 6 months if there is no delay of any materials within the period of that 6 months i will always off and on in England to check on my daughter,i have really miss you babe and i can't wait to hear your voice i have a number here i bought that at the airport you can reach me with that and also send me sms kiss you babe,here is my number +22*********0. but i came here with my cell phone so you can also reach me on my England number which i sent you,i have credit on it so i can receive until the credit is off,have a wonderful night, love you babe and hope to read from you soon.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.

A reply to Carlos - Do be careful out there!

Well Carlos should be in Africa now, sorting out the paperwork for his contract. I do wonder how long it will be before he gets robbed, kidnapped or requires extra money to sort out his paperwork? He does seem to have forgotten about his poor daughter in all this too!!




Hi there Carlos my darling.

I am not sure when you will get this as by now you will be in Sengal. Congratulations on winning the contract!!

Sengal is such a long way away Carlos. How will we ever get to meet with such distance between us? Do you know how long your contract is? Weeks, months? And your poor daughter! How will she cope without her daddy for such a long time? Who is looking after her whilst you are away? I remember you telling me that her poor mother was dead as were your parents. I do hope you have someone trustworthy to look after her.

I do hope you take care out there Carlos. A strange country where you know no one and don't speak the language. You hear alsorts of awful tales of people getting robbed and kidnapped and of others trying to extort money from unsuspecting visitors. Even the officials are often corrupt and will try and extort money saying  people have to pay for 'paperwork and licenses' etc.

Please do be careful Carlos. I shall not be able to settle until I know you are back on home turf and safe again. I was going to call you but as you are abroad I will wait until you get back or it will cost a fortune!!

Well my darling, please take care of yourself and I look forward to hearing that you have arrived back in England safely.

All my love

Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

PS, please be careful of the lions.

Message number 3 - his phone number!

This is the third and final message of today from Carlos. He's given me his mobile number which funnily enough has an English code. Am tempted to give him a ring just to hear his strong Mexican accent!!



Here is my phone number +4470*******3. you can call me any time,i can't wait to hear your voice.

Message two of three - Carlos has a new job and surprise surprise, it's in Africa!!

So, he has good news for me. He has won the contract and now has a new job in Sengal, Africa. Now there's a surprise! He has to go and sort out the 'paperwork'. Let me guess, something will go wrong. He'll either get robbed, need money for permits etc or have some other kind of drama that will need me to send him some money to get him out of his predicament! Poor, poor Carlos!!


Hey sweetie,

How are you today hope you doing fine? Thanks for your charming mail you are always in my mind,i cannot stay for a moment without thinking of you i know that our future will be great, i can't wait to be with you i am longing to meet you  honey i have a good news for you the construction company P.R.O called me yesterday to notify me as the winner of the contract i am so happy and excited you really need to see how happy i am, this calls for celebration wish i could have you right in my arms now.I was ask to move to Senegal where the project will take place i was so sad because i haven't visited Africa and i know nothing about it,i will try to find out some information about Senegal,i have booked my air ticket so i will be traveling to Senegal on Sunday night i will only spend 7 days there to get all the necessary  papers that will allow me to carry out the contract,as soon as i get all the papers i will fly back home immediately so that i can book my air ticket and come over to you,when i come to you we will talk about our future we can decide  take care of yourself honey and i can't to read from you kisses my love.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.

Message one of three from Carlos - a strong Mexican accent.

After the flury of messages of late, I was a bit disappointed that Carlos hadn't replied to me yet. I was just about to go to bed and he sent me 3 messages! This is the first. I do wonder if his strong Mexican accent will turn out to sound more African?

Hello Sweetie,

Thanks for your mail the content was clearly understood,i must say thank you for your beautiful picture,don't worry about not having many picture i think this is enough,in face you look younger than your age. I will be very happy to have conversation with you on phone,i  do have  Mexican accent which is very strong i believe you will be able to understand my accent. By the way how did those people get your phone number that they keep calling you? You just have to ignore them. Have a wonderful night.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.

A love poem for Carlos!!

As my darling Carlos has been making such an effort lately, I thought I'd write him a little poem. I hope he likes it!!

Dearest darling Carlos.

I cannot stop thinking about you today. Thoughts of you occupy my every waking moment. I feel so consumed with love for you that I wrote you a little poem. I do hope you like it. Maybe you could write me one back? That would mean so much to me.

Carlos you fill me full of desire
I am just so glad that you're not a liar
So many men just can't be trusted
They leave me sad, lonely and disgusted.

Some will say they love you true
When really, all they want to do
Is treat you bad and break your heart
But you've been truthfull from the start.

I'm glad to have a Mexican lover
You are mine, there is no other
You and me to the end of time
A love so true, it is sublime.

And when I hobble into your arms
And have a feel of your Mexican charms
Your lovely face I'll look up to
And tell you Carlos, I LOVE YOU!

Missing you dreafully

Yours forever

Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

A message to Carlos -

After Carlos' two messages of yesterday, I thought I should reply. He's dragging it out a bit and I wish he would hurry up and get to the point - ie ask me for some money!! I sent him a pic as requested - some random woman off the internet!!!



Good morning my darling Carlos.

I hope today is wonderful and joyous for you. The sun is shining and I feel positive and happy today. It's amazing what the love of a good man can do for you :)

I have attached a photo of myself for you. I don't have many photos as I am rather camera shy I am afraid. I hope you don't think I am too awful and that my picture doesn't put you off.

Carlos, can you send me your phone number please so we can chat on the phone? I get free business calls but am always cautious of giving my phone number out to people. If you send me your number (plus area code) I can call you. I can't wait to hear your voice. Do you have a Mexican accent Carlos? I am in the process of getting a new mobile phone and number and will gladly give you this as soon as it is sorted out. I am having to change my number as I had a problem with someone repeatedly calling me and being extremely rude!! They kept phoning me, pretending to be from the Tax office. I don't think many tax officers really need to know the colour of your underwear though do they? And I won't repeat what he asked me about brown wings and back doors!

Right my dearest, I must go as I have a million things to do today.

Keep smiling that gorgeous Mexican smile!!

All my love forever

Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Message No2 from Carlos.

This is the second of the two messages he sent me today. He's asking for a photo and my phone number again!


Hello Sweetie,

I will meet you as soon as the result of the contract is out,we are not other far from each other i will do all i can to meet you and spend some quality time together. I am living here Elm Close Bolsover, Chesterfield. Please send me your phone number and your picture,i have requested for it on my previous mail but you didn't send it,please do send it to me.Have a wonderful night.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.

A message from Carlos - Womanly and Godly? Me?!!

I can't keep up with Carlos lately. He really is an eager little bunny! This is the first of 2 emails he sent me today. He's a deep, thoughtful , spiritual soul bless him!! He wants a woman who's activities are 'womanly and Godly'. I guess that counts me out then!!!


Hello Sweetie,

How has your day been going hope fine? I am a man who understand about life,but you know, one needs to know oneself well before they can really know another, and secondly I do not think you can love another if you do not love yourself. Most people do not know themselves nor do they love themselves, they simply bob around in life like a cork on the ocean. Most people have little idea what life is about,Loving a woman is like caring for a rare flower. She must be tended with great care, skill, gentleness and devotion, she must be loved in every aspect of life and she must be made to feel that she is the center of the universe for the man. Love indeed is built upon truth but also upon gentleness and sensitivity. Each person must be greatly sensitive and devoted but understanding needs to be maintained to the point where if their is disagreement each person desperately tries to see the other person's point of view.

Now let me try and explain to you how i needs to be loved. I need to be close to my woman always. I need to feel the energy radiating from her. I need to maintain a sensuality with her that has great magnetism. I need to feel joy just sitting and listening to her. I need to feel great pleasure just looking at her. I need to be captivated by her charisma and femininity. I need her sexuality to be gentle and tender. I need her words to be sensible and her thoughts to be wise and prudent.  I need her activities to be womanly and Godly.I need her especially to have great freedom and to be able to express herself in any way she desires. I need her to be absolutely herself at all times but always being a lady.I went for an interview today and the they said they will notify me any moment from now. once the contract is approve i will visit you so that we can spend some quality time together.

Perhaps I have said enough.I am so keen to hear from you soon

Kisses and hugs
Carlos.