I think I may need to hold back on the tall stories for a while so I decided to declare my love for Carlos instead!!
My darling Carlos.
Thank you for your lovely message. You truely  are a wonderful man with an amazingly forgiving nature. Where have you  been all my life? lol!! Every woman should have a Carlos in their life!!
You  said in your last email that you were painting when you read my  message. Was this painting a property or are you an artist? I want to  know all about you Carlos, everything!! I am a little confused about  where you live. You mentioned London and Chesterfield but then said you  live many many miles away. I just want  you to know that to me, distance  is not an issue. True love can span oceans, forests and continents.True  love can never be dampned by distance. Love is like a flame Carlos, if  it is weak it is easily extinguished but if it is strong, the wind just  serves to fan it and make it stronger. Oooh look at me getting all deep  and romantic eh?!!
Back to the painting - are you a creative man  Carlos? I love creative, individual men, especially ones with wild and  interesting facial hair. Have you ever considered growing a really large  moustache, one that you can wax into various styles? I love men with  moustaches. Kissing a man without a moustache is like eating chips  without salt!! It's just wrong! The feel of rough facial hair on my top  lip is such an amazing turn on. I do try to remember to shave at least  once a month so to avoid any kind of public embarrassment though!
So,  you think I should be a writer then Carlos? This is something I have  never really considered to be honest. I am far too busy running my small  but highly succesful business. I am no writer but I find that when  writing to you, the words just seem to flow. You inspire something in me  Carlos. You make me want to be a better person, to give the best of me  to you. You have had quite an effect on me Carlos. In the short time we  have been emailing, I have developed such strong emotions and feelings  for you. I know you will probably think I am crazy but I can't help it.  Everytime I look at your picture I am completely consumed by passion and  desire. You are such a strong and virile man darling, I want you to  take me in your arms and into your bed and ravish me! I am a passionate  woman with real physical needs that only a real man like you can  fullfill Carlos. Oh Carlos!!! I feel all unnecessary!!
I think I had better go now Carlos as I am starting to feel a liitle damp in the nether regions!! 
Please tell me more about where you live and what you do Carlos. I want to know everything!!!
Until next time.
All my deep love forever
Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <3  <3 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
PS, I hope it didn't hurt when you laughed your ass out!
 
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