A love poem for Carlos!!

As my darling Carlos has been making such an effort lately, I thought I'd write him a little poem. I hope he likes it!!

Dearest darling Carlos.

I cannot stop thinking about you today. Thoughts of you occupy my every waking moment. I feel so consumed with love for you that I wrote you a little poem. I do hope you like it. Maybe you could write me one back? That would mean so much to me.

Carlos you fill me full of desire
I am just so glad that you're not a liar
So many men just can't be trusted
They leave me sad, lonely and disgusted.

Some will say they love you true
When really, all they want to do
Is treat you bad and break your heart
But you've been truthfull from the start.

I'm glad to have a Mexican lover
You are mine, there is no other
You and me to the end of time
A love so true, it is sublime.

And when I hobble into your arms
And have a feel of your Mexican charms
Your lovely face I'll look up to
And tell you Carlos, I LOVE YOU!

Missing you dreafully

Yours forever

Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

A reply to Carlos - cheese or love?

I thought I'd telll Carlos abit more about myself including two of my more unusual hobbies. I hope he likes sheep and crisps!

Hello my darling Carlos

I was overjoyed to hear from you once again and to find you happy, healthy and as gorgeous as ever!

When I asked if you were an artist, I didn't mean for a living, I merely meant as a hobby. It's good to have hobbies don't you think?
I have several hobbies that I find thoroughly fullfilling. I knit woolen jumpers for sheep! Yes, I know this must sound very very strange but it is in fact true! Sheep that are bred purely for their wool are repeatedly shorn, having their entire fleece shaved off time and time again. After years of shearing, they lose the ability to grow their wool any more and therefore end up completely bald. Have you ever seen a completely bald sheep Carlos? It's a strange yet disturbingly erotic sight! Anyway, these sheep are then surplus to requirements and are sent off to a kind of refuge for bald sheep. The refuge looks after the sheep the best they can given their limited resources. In summer they need donations of suncream as the poor sheeps bald skin gets somewhat fried in the hot sun. In winter the poor sheep suffer the ravages of the cold Britsh weather and therefore the refuge has an annual appeal for hand knitted sheep jumpers to keep them warm. I feel it's nice to give something back so make as many sheep jumpers as I can. I have also helped at the refuge by helping to build a special set of hills in the field next door specially for the Pennine sheep. As you may (or may not) know, Pennine sheep are a special breed that have different sized legs. They have been bred specially for the hilly terrain of the Pennines with the legs on the right hand side of their bodies 2 inches shorter than the left hand side. This is to enable them to stand on the steep hills without falling over. I didn't believe it at first but having seen these wonderful sheep with my own eyes I can confirm they do in fact exist. I love sheep Calos!! They are just so very very sweet.

I also like to make miniature scale models of famous world buildings out of cut up and folded crisp packets. Again, another strange hobby by most peoples standards but I love it!! I use crisp paclets as I like to recycle things that are otherwise uesless. Once they are folded, glued and painted they look amazing and you'd never know they were made of crisp packets. I have attached a picture of my latest model of Tower Bridge for you to see. My local primary school saves and donated all their childrens lunchtime crisp packets to me so that saves me stuffing my face like a fat cow!!

So Carlos, I haven't even asked about your daughter,  how very rude of me. If I remember rightly, she is 7. What is her name? Sadly I don't have any children. I have always focussed on my career and busines and I guess the time for children was never right.  It must be hard for your daughter never having really known her mother. She must have died when she was very young. I am sure that you are a fantastic father to her though and make her very happy.

Oh Carlos, I can't stop thinking about you. My every waking thought is taken up by daydreams of you and your supreme gorgeousness. I should love to meet you and be held in your strong Mexican arms. Do you ever think we will meet face to face? Where abouts do you live?

I was so sorry to hear that you had lost your job. This government are complete bastards (excuse my french) and need shooting if you ask me! I wish you every success in finding a new job Carlos and I hope the one at the construction company comes good for you.

Anyway, I must dash as I have a business meeting to go to. Deals of that nature stop for no one!!!

Keep safe and happy Carlos and remember that you are imprtant to me.

All my love forver

Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

PS If you had to choose, would you prefer to be incredibly rich but smell strongly of cheese or terribly poor but have a smell that makes all women fall in love with you?

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A message to Carlos - Fanning flames!

I think I may need to hold back on the tall stories for a while so I decided to declare my love for Carlos instead!!

My darling Carlos.

Thank you for your lovely message. You truely are a wonderful man with an amazingly forgiving nature. Where have you been all my life? lol!! Every woman should have a Carlos in their life!!


You said in your last email that you were painting when you read my message. Was this painting a property or are you an artist? I want to know all about you Carlos, everything!! I am a little confused about where you live. You mentioned London and Chesterfield but then said you live many many miles away. I just want  you to know that to me, distance is not an issue. True love can span oceans, forests and continents.True love can never be dampned by distance. Love is like a flame Carlos, if it is weak it is easily extinguished but if it is strong, the wind just serves to fan it and make it stronger. Oooh look at me getting all deep and romantic eh?!!

Back to the painting - are you a creative man Carlos? I love creative, individual men, especially ones with wild and interesting facial hair. Have you ever considered growing a really large moustache, one that you can wax into various styles? I love men with moustaches. Kissing a man without a moustache is like eating chips without salt!! It's just wrong! The feel of rough facial hair on my top lip is such an amazing turn on. I do try to remember to shave at least once a month so to avoid any kind of public embarrassment though!

So, you think I should be a writer then Carlos? This is something I have never really considered to be honest. I am far too busy running my small but highly succesful business. I am no writer but I find that when writing to you, the words just seem to flow. You inspire something in me Carlos. You make me want to be a better person, to give the best of me to you. You have had quite an effect on me Carlos. In the short time we have been emailing, I have developed such strong emotions and feelings for you. I know you will probably think I am crazy but I can't help it. Everytime I look at your picture I am completely consumed by passion and desire. You are such a strong and virile man darling, I want you to take me in your arms and into your bed and ravish me! I am a passionate woman with real physical needs that only a real man like you can fullfill Carlos. Oh Carlos!!! I feel all unnecessary!!

I think I had better go now Carlos as I am starting to feel a liitle damp in the nether regions!!

Please tell me more about where you live and what you do Carlos. I want to know everything!!!

Until next time.

All my deep love forever

Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <3  <3 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

PS, I hope it didn't hurt when you laughed your ass out!