Oh the joys!! Carlos has agreed to marry me! I do wonder if he knows what he is getting himself into here. He's finally agreed to allow me to pay his hotel bill. One problem, a quick google search doesn't bring up any results for said hotel and he didn't provide me with an address for it either. For a relatively clever scammer, he doesn't always thinks things through properly!
Hey Sweetie,
Thanks for your mail the content was clearly understood,i can see that your key board has broken because there are so many missing alphabet but i did manage to understand all you said,i am recovery from my cold because i took some pills,regarding the account issue that i made mention of London,i worked with Kain Construction for almost 6 months in London so during that period i lived in London and have an account set up in Barclay's bank but unfortunate i empty everything and the other account i have here in Chesterfield,i have nothing left on it so everything is zero.
I have been thinking about my situation after reading your mail because losing that huge amount that i have spent will jeopardize my future,i don't want to be a burden to you,i am not a lazy type i work out so much,i have a daughter who need my help so i should put all my responsibility on you? I want you to know that i love you so much that is why i am fighting hard to meet you,i can't refuse your offer because you are working hard to rescue me from this situation that i am facing
Will you marry me? The answer to the question is YES You are not a fool it is good to always open up and say our mind so that we can know how to handle any situation that might arise,i so much like your openness and boldness,i can't be devoting my time for something that will not work out,i so much and willing to get married for us to live together and share every moment together,i must confess to you i have not had this kind of feelings for anyone you really touch my heart,i have made up my mind now to come over as you promise to share everything with me,by the way how will you assist me to pay the hotel bill? Here is info of the hotel
Hotel Name: LA RAVEN
Name of the Manager:TESLIME NOUREDINE NDIAYE
His office direct line:+221301074783
Here is my Full Names: PEREZ CARLOS
You can go ahead and book the air ticket so that i can come back to the UK as soon as possible,i am missing you terribly and i want to be with you,the feelings we have for each other are so strong and when we meet soon God will help us through, how was your weekend? for me i did not have much to do this people actually set me back with the account issue and which i was not expecting but in all i have learnt to give thanks to God.for he's everything and he delighted in giving praise in any situation.He has played a big role in our getting to meet, our love for each other our understanding and commitment to each other.I know it is very hard on me right now but i do believe somehow God will see me through,I truly appreciate your love and support.Have a wonderful night.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.
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Sunday, 29 January 2012
Saturday, 28 January 2012
A mssag to Carlos - MARRY M!
I continue to ignore Carlos's request for the money to set up the African bank account. Instead, I decide to propose to him! I do hope he can read the mssag as my 'E' ky has brokn!!
Good aftrnoon my darling swt Carlos
It was lovly to har from you onc again. I hop you can mang to rad this mail ok. The 'E' ky has brokn on my kyboard so until I can manag to gt to th shops and buy a nw kyboard I am afraid that my mssags may b rathr hard to rad. I will try to gt to th local computr stor as soon as possibl but my mobility scootr battry nds charging so I am not sur I can gt thr in tim today.
Anyway, how is your cold? I do hop th mdicin you bought is working it's magic and that you ar on th mnd. I hat to think of you out thr by yourslf, fling so ill. You rally do nd m to look aftr you don't you Carlos?
I just nd to clarify somthing Carlos. You liv in Chstrfild ys? You hav told m this on many occasions so I know that I am not imagining it. So, why did you say in your last mail that you account is in London and rfr to coming back to London? I am a little confusd now. I am also concrnd about your poor daughtr. Sh has bn without hr daddy for almost 2 wks now and must be so vry worrid about you. Plas Carlos, lt m snd you a plan ticket so you can just com hom to us whr you should b. I can't s why you won't do this. I thought you lovd m Carlos? I offr to hlp you yt you put obstacls at vry turn.
I am going to b vry bold now Carlos. I know this may come as a bit of a shock to you but I lov you so much. Carlos, I simply ador you. No on has vr had such an ffct on m. I hav nvr lovd anyon in the way that I lov you. I cannot imagine my lif without you in it so I nd to ask you somthing.
CARLOS - WILL YOU MARRY M?
I nd you in my lif forvr. Ys, som may call me a crazy fool (specially Mr T), but I don't car. Lif is for living Carlos. Th vnts of lat have shown m that you nd to grab your happinss when you can and not lt opportunitis pass you by. I want you to com back to the UK, forgt about th contract and MARRY M!!! Plas don't worry about mony or crass things lik that. I will provid for us both. My businsss ar doing wll and financially I am comfortabl. I want to shar my lif and vrything I hav with you Carlos. Plas think about what I hav said. I don't xpct an answr straight away but don't kp m waiting too long.
Oh Carlos, I fl so vry happy right now. Mrs Tss Prz, it has quit a ring to it. Or of cours, you could always bcom Mr Carlos Tickl!! The choic is yours.
Right, I apprciat that that must hav com as a bit of a surpris so I will lav you to pondr my offr.
I lov you Carlos, always and forvr
Tss xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Good aftrnoon my darling swt Carlos
It was lovly to har from you onc again. I hop you can mang to rad this mail ok. The 'E' ky has brokn on my kyboard so until I can manag to gt to th shops and buy a nw kyboard I am afraid that my mssags may b rathr hard to rad. I will try to gt to th local computr stor as soon as possibl but my mobility scootr battry nds charging so I am not sur I can gt thr in tim today.
Anyway, how is your cold? I do hop th mdicin you bought is working it's magic and that you ar on th mnd. I hat to think of you out thr by yourslf, fling so ill. You rally do nd m to look aftr you don't you Carlos?
I just nd to clarify somthing Carlos. You liv in Chstrfild ys? You hav told m this on many occasions so I know that I am not imagining it. So, why did you say in your last mail that you account is in London and rfr to coming back to London? I am a little confusd now. I am also concrnd about your poor daughtr. Sh has bn without hr daddy for almost 2 wks now and must be so vry worrid about you. Plas Carlos, lt m snd you a plan ticket so you can just com hom to us whr you should b. I can't s why you won't do this. I thought you lovd m Carlos? I offr to hlp you yt you put obstacls at vry turn.
I am going to b vry bold now Carlos. I know this may come as a bit of a shock to you but I lov you so much. Carlos, I simply ador you. No on has vr had such an ffct on m. I hav nvr lovd anyon in the way that I lov you. I cannot imagine my lif without you in it so I nd to ask you somthing.
CARLOS - WILL YOU MARRY M?
I nd you in my lif forvr. Ys, som may call me a crazy fool (specially Mr T), but I don't car. Lif is for living Carlos. Th vnts of lat have shown m that you nd to grab your happinss when you can and not lt opportunitis pass you by. I want you to com back to the UK, forgt about th contract and MARRY M!!! Plas don't worry about mony or crass things lik that. I will provid for us both. My businsss ar doing wll and financially I am comfortabl. I want to shar my lif and vrything I hav with you Carlos. Plas think about what I hav said. I don't xpct an answr straight away but don't kp m waiting too long.
Oh Carlos, I fl so vry happy right now. Mrs Tss Prz, it has quit a ring to it. Or of cours, you could always bcom Mr Carlos Tickl!! The choic is yours.
Right, I apprciat that that must hav com as a bit of a surpris so I will lav you to pondr my offr.
I lov you Carlos, always and forvr
Tss xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Friday, 27 January 2012
A message from Carlos - he doesn't want me to pay his hotel bill.
The ungratefull sod! I offer to pay his hotel bill and pay for a plane ticket and he says no! All he wants is the bank account set up fees. If he doesn't get it sorted, his life will be in danger. Oh dearie me!! Do I sound unsympathetic?
Hey Sweetie,
Thanks for your mail the content was clearly understood,this year weather is really terrible it must be a terrible situation for the sheep,it really nice of you to get them a place to live. Thanks for your offer it really a good idea for you to get my hotel bill to be paid,i must be open to you because you are part of my life,i have nothing left on my account in London,i empty the account so that i can be able to meet up all the expenses here in Senegal so if i should return without having this account fixed it will be a hard situation for me because i still have so many bills to pay when i am back home so where will i get the money? I explain my situation to the hotel manager so sympathized with me so he is willing to let me stay pending the time things will be sorted out.
I know that your money is tied up in business accounts but try to see what you can do to help me with the set up fee so that i can set up the account.If the account issue is sorted out then i can have access to money so when i come back to London i will not suffer anything, without this my life will be in danger. Honey i never think of changing my career but if that should happen it must be after the contract,if we meet we can discus about about working for you.You just try your best to help me,looking forward to your mail.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.
Hey Sweetie,
Thanks for your mail the content was clearly understood,this year weather is really terrible it must be a terrible situation for the sheep,it really nice of you to get them a place to live. Thanks for your offer it really a good idea for you to get my hotel bill to be paid,i must be open to you because you are part of my life,i have nothing left on my account in London,i empty the account so that i can be able to meet up all the expenses here in Senegal so if i should return without having this account fixed it will be a hard situation for me because i still have so many bills to pay when i am back home so where will i get the money? I explain my situation to the hotel manager so sympathized with me so he is willing to let me stay pending the time things will be sorted out.
I know that your money is tied up in business accounts but try to see what you can do to help me with the set up fee so that i can set up the account.If the account issue is sorted out then i can have access to money so when i come back to London i will not suffer anything, without this my life will be in danger. Honey i never think of changing my career but if that should happen it must be after the contract,if we meet we can discus about about working for you.You just try your best to help me,looking forward to your mail.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.
A reply to Carlos - I can't send him any money as the sheep have it all.
I thought I had better reply and put Carlos out of his misery. I can't pay his bank fees as all my spare cash has gone to help rebuild the sheep refuge. I will however arrange for his hotel bill to be paid and send him a return air ticket as soon as he send me the details. I have even offered him a job!
Hey Carlos
Oh what a mad couple of days I have had. I went to the sheep sanctuary as I said in my last email and they had had a disaster of epic proportions. We have had some terrible weather over here, torrential rain and gale force winds and the refuge had taken a real battering. Lots of the fences and shelters had been blown down and the sheep were all over the show. What could I do? I couldn't see all the sheep homeless and in danger so I agreed for them to come and live in my garden! Yes, I know I am mad but I love the little fellows so much that I just couldn't say no. I also made a sizeable donation to the refuge to enable them to rebuild it all but bigger and better. It's left me rather short of free income now. Don't get me wrong Carlos, I have money but it is tied up in business accounts and the like, I am sure you undersatnd all about such matters.
With regard to your current situation Carlos. Unfortunately, due to the payment to the refuge I don't have access to much actual cash at the moment. I can't send you any money to set up the account but what I can do is arrange for your hotel bill to be paid. If you send me all the details of where you are staying, the name, address, phone number and managers name of the hotel in which you are staying I can make sure you do not suffer the embarrassment of an unpaid hotel bill. I could also arrange to have a plane ticket booked in your name for you to collect at he airport enabling you to come back home. I hate the thought of you out there, alone and ill. I need to get you back home to England as soon as possible. Then when you are back here we can address the matter of getting the money transferred for the contract. I do still have a bad feeling about it all Carlos. I am sure it is not all as it seems.
Have you ever thought of a change of career Carlos? I would be honoured if you came to work for me. As you are good at construction type stuff, I could pay you to come and rebuild the Sheep refuge. I am usre you would make an amzing job of it.
I have to go now Carlos, things to do and all that! I do hope you start to feel better soon. Get plenty of sleep and drink lots. Please don't forget to send me your hotel details nd I shall arrange for the bill to be paid and send you the planeticket back home.
All will be well Carlos because I love you and will rescue you from your misfortune,
All my love forever
Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hey Carlos
Oh what a mad couple of days I have had. I went to the sheep sanctuary as I said in my last email and they had had a disaster of epic proportions. We have had some terrible weather over here, torrential rain and gale force winds and the refuge had taken a real battering. Lots of the fences and shelters had been blown down and the sheep were all over the show. What could I do? I couldn't see all the sheep homeless and in danger so I agreed for them to come and live in my garden! Yes, I know I am mad but I love the little fellows so much that I just couldn't say no. I also made a sizeable donation to the refuge to enable them to rebuild it all but bigger and better. It's left me rather short of free income now. Don't get me wrong Carlos, I have money but it is tied up in business accounts and the like, I am sure you undersatnd all about such matters.
With regard to your current situation Carlos. Unfortunately, due to the payment to the refuge I don't have access to much actual cash at the moment. I can't send you any money to set up the account but what I can do is arrange for your hotel bill to be paid. If you send me all the details of where you are staying, the name, address, phone number and managers name of the hotel in which you are staying I can make sure you do not suffer the embarrassment of an unpaid hotel bill. I could also arrange to have a plane ticket booked in your name for you to collect at he airport enabling you to come back home. I hate the thought of you out there, alone and ill. I need to get you back home to England as soon as possible. Then when you are back here we can address the matter of getting the money transferred for the contract. I do still have a bad feeling about it all Carlos. I am sure it is not all as it seems.
Have you ever thought of a change of career Carlos? I would be honoured if you came to work for me. As you are good at construction type stuff, I could pay you to come and rebuild the Sheep refuge. I am usre you would make an amzing job of it.
I have to go now Carlos, things to do and all that! I do hope you start to feel better soon. Get plenty of sleep and drink lots. Please don't forget to send me your hotel details nd I shall arrange for the bill to be paid and send you the planeticket back home.
All will be well Carlos because I love you and will rescue you from your misfortune,
All my love forever
Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Another message from Carlos - now he is ill.
Poor Carlos has catch a cold! He can't sleep and is stressed. It's just so hard for him. Face - bothered?!!!
Hello Sweetie,
How are you doing today? I am not doing fine i catch cold and i couldn't sleep last night so though for me,i have just bought some medicine so i will be alright soon. I am so worried about my situation here as i am overstaying without money left with me this is a hard situation for me,please and please try to see what you can do to lend me the money so that i can set up the account.Looking forward to your mail.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.
Hello Sweetie,
How are you doing today? I am not doing fine i catch cold and i couldn't sleep last night so though for me,i have just bought some medicine so i will be alright soon. I am so worried about my situation here as i am overstaying without money left with me this is a hard situation for me,please and please try to see what you can do to lend me the money so that i can set up the account.Looking forward to your mail.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.
Thursday, 26 January 2012
Another message from Carlos - He's feeling sad :(
Another email today. Poor Carlos is feeling sad as he has to stay in and has nothing to do. He really needs me to lend him some money to set up the account. I think I may offer him some advice on how to amuse himself instead!!
Hello Sweetie,
Thanks for your mail and i am glad to hear from you again you make my day and you makes me happy, each mail from you is always a plus to my life its stare the happiness inside of me at least to know that someone cares so much about me. Honey no one can con me here i do study properly every document before paying for is,base on the agreement signed between the company and i,the expenses has to be taken care off by me,i am not their staff if i am then the company will be the one to responsible for every expenses,i am on contract basis so i am the one to care for my expenses. No people can take advantage of me don't just worry about that,all i need is to complete my part and allow the company to play their role.As you may know that Africa is a poor continent and they raise money through tax and payment for any document,all what i spent here in getting all the documents are for the Government not for the company this is what you have to understand. I knew quite alright that at the end of the contract i will have much money to invest for myself,the only problem i am having now is the amount required by the bank for the setting up of the account,once i set up the account the project fund will be transferred to the account.
I am not happy the way things are going,i only made one week payment so i have to pay for more days now as i am over staying otherwise the hotel manager might ask me to leave,i have to do something quickly and check out of the hotel to avoid embarrassment,i want you to do me a favor by lending me some money to set up an account,i will send the money back to you as soon as i am through here.I am just indoor today again without doing nothing i feel sad about my situation here,please try all you can to lend me the money,i know for sure everything will work out.
I think we have a great start and would love for us to continue along this journey we have begun just learning about each other and loving each other. When i read your mail it brings joy to my heart and a smile to my face.Looking forward to your mail.
Lots of love to you Baby and a whole bundle of kisses and warm, tender hugs.
Longing to be in your arms to just cuddle up with you.
Carlos.
Hello Sweetie,
Thanks for your mail and i am glad to hear from you again you make my day and you makes me happy, each mail from you is always a plus to my life its stare the happiness inside of me at least to know that someone cares so much about me. Honey no one can con me here i do study properly every document before paying for is,base on the agreement signed between the company and i,the expenses has to be taken care off by me,i am not their staff if i am then the company will be the one to responsible for every expenses,i am on contract basis so i am the one to care for my expenses. No people can take advantage of me don't just worry about that,all i need is to complete my part and allow the company to play their role.As you may know that Africa is a poor continent and they raise money through tax and payment for any document,all what i spent here in getting all the documents are for the Government not for the company this is what you have to understand. I knew quite alright that at the end of the contract i will have much money to invest for myself,the only problem i am having now is the amount required by the bank for the setting up of the account,once i set up the account the project fund will be transferred to the account.
I am not happy the way things are going,i only made one week payment so i have to pay for more days now as i am over staying otherwise the hotel manager might ask me to leave,i have to do something quickly and check out of the hotel to avoid embarrassment,i want you to do me a favor by lending me some money to set up an account,i will send the money back to you as soon as i am through here.I am just indoor today again without doing nothing i feel sad about my situation here,please try all you can to lend me the money,i know for sure everything will work out.
I think we have a great start and would love for us to continue along this journey we have begun just learning about each other and loving each other. When i read your mail it brings joy to my heart and a smile to my face.Looking forward to your mail.
Lots of love to you Baby and a whole bundle of kisses and warm, tender hugs.
Longing to be in your arms to just cuddle up with you.
Carlos.
A quick message to Carlos.
Just sent a quick message to Carlos so he knows I haven't forgotten about him. I have completely ignored his pleas for money!
Hello again my darling Carlos
Oh dear! It doesn't sound like you are having a very good time of it out there. I have a very bad feeling about this work contract you have. I hate to say it Carlos but I fear this is all one big con. Are you absolutely sure that there is actually a job for you at the end of it? No reputable company would expect you to pay so much money out of your pocket for hotel bills and documentation. I have have a very bad feeling that someone is trying to con you Carlos :( This makes me so sad and so very very angry. People or companies who try to take advantage of others for financial gain are the lowest of the low. If I were you I would just jump on the next plane back home and get someone to investigate this company.
Right Carlos, I have to go now as I have to pay visit to the Sheep refuge. They are having a few difficulties that I have promised to help out with. I shall email you again later this evening as I have a very busy day.
Chin up Carlos and remember that our TRUE LOVE FOR EACH OTHER will carry us through any hurdles we may face. Nothing can take that way from us.
Love you always
Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hello again my darling Carlos
Oh dear! It doesn't sound like you are having a very good time of it out there. I have a very bad feeling about this work contract you have. I hate to say it Carlos but I fear this is all one big con. Are you absolutely sure that there is actually a job for you at the end of it? No reputable company would expect you to pay so much money out of your pocket for hotel bills and documentation. I have have a very bad feeling that someone is trying to con you Carlos :( This makes me so sad and so very very angry. People or companies who try to take advantage of others for financial gain are the lowest of the low. If I were you I would just jump on the next plane back home and get someone to investigate this company.
Right Carlos, I have to go now as I have to pay visit to the Sheep refuge. They are having a few difficulties that I have promised to help out with. I shall email you again later this evening as I have a very busy day.
Chin up Carlos and remember that our TRUE LOVE FOR EACH OTHER will carry us through any hurdles we may face. Nothing can take that way from us.
Love you always
Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Wednesday, 25 January 2012
A message from Carlos ~ Finally, he's asked for money!!
Oh Carlos! What took you so long? We all knew what you wanted ~ money!! Well sorry to tell you, but you're not getting any no matter how much you love me!!
Hello Sweetie,
Thanks for your lovely mail,i am very careful on what i do here so there is no way people can corn me here deceive me,the fact of the matter is that i have to set up bank account here to enable the construction company transfer the project fund to me since the contract will take place here in Senegal.I am not going to lose anything thing the only thing now is to set up bank account,when i got to the bank they showed me so many kind of account but the one i can receive such large amount of money cost the sum of 350,000 Cfa in their currency here which is equivalent to 435 pound sterling,i am overstaying here now and the longer i stay the more my hotel bills accumulate please and please try to help me with the said amount i will send the money back once the construction company transferred the fund to my account here,i am sorry for asking you for help just that things didn't work out they way i plan it,i never think i of spending such huge amount of money but i know that things will be fine,just try to see what you can do for me tomorrow so that i can set up the account,if you need my information to send the money to me do let me know so that i can send it to you.
Honey i think it will be a great pleasure for you to come to the airport to pick me up,wow this is what i have in mind to tell you before but i feel you might not be able to do that for me but to my greatest surprise you wrote me what i have in mind that mean our minds are working in the same direction.You are my best friend right now. I trust you with all my heart and that is why I am comfortable telling you so much about me and feel comfortable talking to you about my private life and anything that affects me. I also feel that it is the very reason that you tell me about anything that affects you too. Every conversation we have is underlined with a bold red line that speaks to trust and confidentiality. You are a good listener and for you to spend so much time corresponding with me and providing advice when I need it is more than I anticipated when I first met you. You have proven to be a wife and a best friend and for this I love you more. I can see that we are a perfect match, and all I ask of you is that we remain true to each other. I pray every day for God's blessings and his guidance and direction on our relationship because I believe that God has great plans in store for us. Indeed he knows our thoughts and our plans and will give us the grace and strength to reach every milestone we set ourselves.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.
Tuesday, 24 January 2012
A reply to Carlos - a bit of dogging fun?
I feel it is my duty to question that amount of money the bank is wanting for the set up fees for Carlos's account. It does seem extorionate. I do hope he takes me advice.
Good afternoon my darling Carlos.
It was a joy to hear from you as always. My day is going well thank you for asking! I haven't actually done very much today to be honest. I had a bit of a lazy morning laid on the sofa watching Jeremy Kyle!! Don't hold that against me please Carlos lol! I don't usually watch old Jezza but I was flicking around the channels and just got drawn into it. Honestly, some of the people who go on these kind of shows are unbelievable. There was this one woman who had fallen in love with a man who had told her that he was some kind of African prince. He said his father had been killed in some kind of military uprising and that he had inherited all his money but needed her to help him get it. She ended up sending him thousands of pounds and he turned out to not even be a prince or anything! Can you believe that? How can someone be so stupid eh? She seemed a very sad, lonely woman Carlos. I felt quite sorry for her.
I am so glad that I have you Carlos as I know you are an honest man who's life is built on truth and integrity. You have never pretended to be someone that you are not. You are hard working and a good father to your daughter and I am so lucky to have you in my life. I dream of the days we will spend together, in love, in each others arms. Do you think your daughter would eventually call me mummy?
It saddens me to hear you are so stressed out there. Are you sure this job is worth all the stress and hassle? With regard to the account you need to set up, I am a bit confused. Why can't the construction company just put the money into your ordinary bank account? It does seem a lot of messing about just to get your money refunded. Plus the bank fees of £435,784 seems an extorionate amount of money. Are you sure you got the decimal point in the right place Carlos? 435 thousand, 784 pounds can't be correct surely? I think they are trying to rip you off if that's the case. My advice to you would be to tell the construction company to pay the money into your ordinary bank account and have done with. If they refuse, you should take them to the small claims court and get your money back that way. You really do need to be careful Carlos. There are so many unscrupulous people out there, including companies that will con money from you with empty promises of work etc. Please do be careful my darling man.
So Carlos, when do you arrive back in England? If you like, I could come and meet you at the airport. It would be a pleasure to drive you back home after a long flight. Don't worry if it's a late flight as if it's dark when we drive back we could always do a bit of a detour past some of the local dogging sites. Don't worry, I don't want to take part or anything ( I am not a pervert!) I just like to throw cans of Chum and some Winalot at the cars! A bit immature I know but you should see them jump!! It's truely hillarious!!
Right my dearest darling Mexican sex god, I really must go. I have a mountain of paperwork to attend to that won't sign itself!
Take care my sweet and look forward to hearing from you soon.
All my love and devotion forever
Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Good afternoon my darling Carlos.
It was a joy to hear from you as always. My day is going well thank you for asking! I haven't actually done very much today to be honest. I had a bit of a lazy morning laid on the sofa watching Jeremy Kyle!! Don't hold that against me please Carlos lol! I don't usually watch old Jezza but I was flicking around the channels and just got drawn into it. Honestly, some of the people who go on these kind of shows are unbelievable. There was this one woman who had fallen in love with a man who had told her that he was some kind of African prince. He said his father had been killed in some kind of military uprising and that he had inherited all his money but needed her to help him get it. She ended up sending him thousands of pounds and he turned out to not even be a prince or anything! Can you believe that? How can someone be so stupid eh? She seemed a very sad, lonely woman Carlos. I felt quite sorry for her.
I am so glad that I have you Carlos as I know you are an honest man who's life is built on truth and integrity. You have never pretended to be someone that you are not. You are hard working and a good father to your daughter and I am so lucky to have you in my life. I dream of the days we will spend together, in love, in each others arms. Do you think your daughter would eventually call me mummy?
It saddens me to hear you are so stressed out there. Are you sure this job is worth all the stress and hassle? With regard to the account you need to set up, I am a bit confused. Why can't the construction company just put the money into your ordinary bank account? It does seem a lot of messing about just to get your money refunded. Plus the bank fees of £435,784 seems an extorionate amount of money. Are you sure you got the decimal point in the right place Carlos? 435 thousand, 784 pounds can't be correct surely? I think they are trying to rip you off if that's the case. My advice to you would be to tell the construction company to pay the money into your ordinary bank account and have done with. If they refuse, you should take them to the small claims court and get your money back that way. You really do need to be careful Carlos. There are so many unscrupulous people out there, including companies that will con money from you with empty promises of work etc. Please do be careful my darling man.
So Carlos, when do you arrive back in England? If you like, I could come and meet you at the airport. It would be a pleasure to drive you back home after a long flight. Don't worry if it's a late flight as if it's dark when we drive back we could always do a bit of a detour past some of the local dogging sites. Don't worry, I don't want to take part or anything ( I am not a pervert!) I just like to throw cans of Chum and some Winalot at the cars! A bit immature I know but you should see them jump!! It's truely hillarious!!
Right my dearest darling Mexican sex god, I really must go. I have a mountain of paperwork to attend to that won't sign itself!
Take care my sweet and look forward to hearing from you soon.
All my love and devotion forever
Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
A message from Carlos - he's run out of money and has to pay bank fees!
He's on the verge of asking for some money! About bloody time too lol! Poor Carlos has run out of money and needs to pay for bank fees. He hasnt asked me yet but it's only a matter of time :) But all is well because he loves me!!
Hello Sweetie,
How is your day going over there? I guess is fine with you. Today's process was a bit hectic,i am stressed up in fact is not so easy getting document here,i spent almost 3000 pound sterling today in fact i am financially exhausted,after getting the remaining document today i went straight to the bank to set up an account to enable the construction company transfer the part of the project fund to me but i could not succeed in setting up the account because i was ask to pay the set up fees which is this is equivalent to 435.784. I am confused right now because i don't have any money left with me now i never think i can spend that much but things didn't work out the way i plan it,this is the only thing that is delaying me right now.
As for my daughter i have not concluded yet but when i come back home i will decide on what to do,i will get the project started on 27th of February and it will last for 1 year,since rescheduled the dinner party for next week it will be a great opportunity for me to be there with you,i only need to sort out this account issue and come back. I am counting days now for our meeting.
You mean so much to me and I am so excited that soon we will be able to meet. You have truly struck a chord in me,there is something about you that tells me you are a genuine and loving person. It is for that reason that I trust you and would want to move forward into a healthy a loving relationship with you.
Carry these words in your heart. I LOVE YOU
Kisses and hugs always
Carlos.
Hello Sweetie,
How is your day going over there? I guess is fine with you. Today's process was a bit hectic,i am stressed up in fact is not so easy getting document here,i spent almost 3000 pound sterling today in fact i am financially exhausted,after getting the remaining document today i went straight to the bank to set up an account to enable the construction company transfer the part of the project fund to me but i could not succeed in setting up the account because i was ask to pay the set up fees which is this is equivalent to 435.784. I am confused right now because i don't have any money left with me now i never think i can spend that much but things didn't work out the way i plan it,this is the only thing that is delaying me right now.
As for my daughter i have not concluded yet but when i come back home i will decide on what to do,i will get the project started on 27th of February and it will last for 1 year,since rescheduled the dinner party for next week it will be a great opportunity for me to be there with you,i only need to sort out this account issue and come back. I am counting days now for our meeting.
You mean so much to me and I am so excited that soon we will be able to meet. You have truly struck a chord in me,there is something about you that tells me you are a genuine and loving person. It is for that reason that I trust you and would want to move forward into a healthy a loving relationship with you.
Carry these words in your heart. I LOVE YOU
Kisses and hugs always
Carlos.
Monday, 23 January 2012
A message to Carlos.
A quick message to Carlos. He should be due home now from his African trip. Let's see if he befalls some disaster or other!!
Good evening my darling Carlos.
Thank you for your lovely messages over the weekend. It lifts my spirits to know you care so much for me and my well being. By my reckoning you should be coming home today because you said you were away for just 7 days. Does this mean we will finally get to meet each other in the flesh? I do understand that you will be busy on your return home but I do hope you can make some time for me.
So Carlos, did you manage to secure all the necessary paperwork you need to work in Africa? I do hope so. I also hope the company have refunded your money so you are not out of pocket. When do you go back to work in Senegal and how long for? What will happen to your daughter whilst you are there or will she go with you?
I had a quiet weekend with no dramas which makes a real change. I have rescheduled the dinner party for next week. Maybe you would like to come Carlos? I would be so proud to have you by my side! Oh please say you will come my darling. It would mean so much to me to have the love of my life supporting me.
It's late now and I really must sleep. Please let me know that you have arrived back in Chesterfield safely.
All my love and devotion
Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sunday, 22 January 2012
Message two from Carlos today he's spending so much money.
Carlos has been busy getting his document and spending lots of his money. Poor boy will be skint soon!!
Hello Sweetie,
Sorry for my late response,i have been so busy for the past 2 days in fact its not so easy getting document here,i have to move from one office to another in fact yesterday was so tough i spent almost 3,200 Pound sterling,i just have to give thanks to God that things are going fine. I will get the rest documents tomorrow,have a wonderful Sunday.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.
Hello Sweetie,
Sorry for my late response,i have been so busy for the past 2 days in fact its not so easy getting document here,i have to move from one office to another in fact yesterday was so tough i spent almost 3,200 Pound sterling,i just have to give thanks to God that things are going fine. I will get the rest documents tomorrow,have a wonderful Sunday.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.
Thursday, 19 January 2012
A message from Carlos - He's chattered a taxi!
Another email from the very keen Carlos. Again, lots of mentions about how much everything is costing him! I am actually still quite taken aback at the fact that he does actually read my emails and responds appropriately, unlike 'Justin'. I reckon he will go f or the kill in a day or two! I wonder how much he will need me to lend him?
Hello Sweetie,
How are you today hope you doing fine thanks a lot for your message i really appreciate it, i got back to my hotel not quiet long, so i rush to the bathroom to take a shower, the day was hectic, just like yesterday, the country is expensive and and you know i have to move around with taxi that i chattered for security purpose, but i thank God i got some document and that cost me about £2,175 pounds,Honey Senegal is a nice country and there are so many tourist attraction here but i have not able to visit any site but before i go back to the UK i will try and visit some site,i saw so many drums,musical instrument and sculpture at the city center in fact they are amazing. It it true that they have Museum the hotel manager brief me so many things about Senegal,i think is a nice place to visit,i saw so many people putting on a traditional cloth called Ganila,the hotel manager promise to take me to a lives show on Saturday where both men and women displaying their traditional dance. There is amazing site here called Goreé Island(Slave House) is a poignant reminder of Goreé's role as the center of West African slave trade.
It will be fun to do so many travel with you especially in Senegal and other part of Africa.,i will have to sleep early tonight because i have to wake very early morning tomorrow to continue with the rest document,as soon as i am through with all the document i will set up an account to enable the construction company transfer the the project money to me. Honey i am missing you terribly i can't wait to be with you and spend some quality time with you,have a wonderful night.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.
Hello Sweetie,
How are you today hope you doing fine thanks a lot for your message i really appreciate it, i got back to my hotel not quiet long, so i rush to the bathroom to take a shower, the day was hectic, just like yesterday, the country is expensive and and you know i have to move around with taxi that i chattered for security purpose, but i thank God i got some document and that cost me about £2,175 pounds,Honey Senegal is a nice country and there are so many tourist attraction here but i have not able to visit any site but before i go back to the UK i will try and visit some site,i saw so many drums,musical instrument and sculpture at the city center in fact they are amazing. It it true that they have Museum the hotel manager brief me so many things about Senegal,i think is a nice place to visit,i saw so many people putting on a traditional cloth called Ganila,the hotel manager promise to take me to a lives show on Saturday where both men and women displaying their traditional dance. There is amazing site here called Goreé Island(Slave House) is a poignant reminder of Goreé's role as the center of West African slave trade.
It will be fun to do so many travel with you especially in Senegal and other part of Africa.,i will have to sleep early tonight because i have to wake very early morning tomorrow to continue with the rest document,as soon as i am through with all the document i will set up an account to enable the construction company transfer the the project money to me. Honey i am missing you terribly i can't wait to be with you and spend some quality time with you,have a wonderful night.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.
Tuesday, 17 January 2012
A message to Carlos - a bit of culture.
My reply to Carlos, advising him on some of the local culture!
Hey Carlos baby!!
I just logged on to email you and you had beat me to it! I was overjoyed to hear from you again.
I am so glad you arrived safely and that everything is going to plan for you. It certainly is an expensive time for you Carlos. I do hope the company you will be working for will refund you the money you have had to spend. If not, I fear you will be seriously out of pocket.
So, besides the business side of your trip, have you managed to see any of the sights in Senegal? I hear the The IFAN Museum is an amazing place to visit should you find yourself with some free time. Lively, imaginative displays show masks and traditional dress across the region (including Mali, Guinea-Bissau, Benin and Nigeria) and provide an excellent overview of styles, without bombarding you with more than you can take in. The museum is a testimony to former President Senghor's interest in promoting African art and culture. You can also see beautiful fabrics and carvings, drums, musical instruments and agricultural tools. Sounds fantastic doesn't it Carlos? I do so like a bit of culture. I hope that when we are finally together, that our lives will include many trips to museums, galleries and lectures.
Right Carlos, it is late and I too need to sleep. I have had a busy day doing a charity custard bath for the sheep refuge ( I raised £78.67, two buttons and a couple of chocolate coins) and tomorrow I am meeting with some designers with a view to them fashioning some arms for my new venture.
Take care my darling sweet man. May tomorrow bring you love, luck and happiness in bucketfulls!
Your ever lovingand devoted Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hey Carlos baby!!
I just logged on to email you and you had beat me to it! I was overjoyed to hear from you again.
I am so glad you arrived safely and that everything is going to plan for you. It certainly is an expensive time for you Carlos. I do hope the company you will be working for will refund you the money you have had to spend. If not, I fear you will be seriously out of pocket.
So, besides the business side of your trip, have you managed to see any of the sights in Senegal? I hear the The IFAN Museum is an amazing place to visit should you find yourself with some free time. Lively, imaginative displays show masks and traditional dress across the region (including Mali, Guinea-Bissau, Benin and Nigeria) and provide an excellent overview of styles, without bombarding you with more than you can take in. The museum is a testimony to former President Senghor's interest in promoting African art and culture. You can also see beautiful fabrics and carvings, drums, musical instruments and agricultural tools. Sounds fantastic doesn't it Carlos? I do so like a bit of culture. I hope that when we are finally together, that our lives will include many trips to museums, galleries and lectures.
Right Carlos, it is late and I too need to sleep. I have had a busy day doing a charity custard bath for the sheep refuge ( I raised £78.67, two buttons and a couple of chocolate coins) and tomorrow I am meeting with some designers with a view to them fashioning some arms for my new venture.
Take care my darling sweet man. May tomorrow bring you love, luck and happiness in bucketfulls!
Your ever lovingand devoted Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
A message from Carlos - what an expensive time!
I logged on to reply to Carlos's mail from yesterday but he had beat me to it! He's having a productive but expensive time in Africa. Tomorrow includes a visit to the local police station. What's betting he gets detained as he can't afford to pay for the paperwork!!
Hello sweetie,
My day was hectic babe i have to move from one office to another, moreover is a very expensive country is the most expensive in west Africa is a tourist country i guess one of the reason why is that expensive in an hotel where i lodged i am paying £120 pounds a day is 5 star hotel.one of the cheapest.and i was at the ministry of interior to get the legal document it wasn't easy getting those document and i don't want to stay longer than one week i spent about £1,560pounds to get those document and i have submitted them at the police headquarters for legalization i will continue from there tomorrow to get other required papers. very tired now babe i need a shower now and go to bed. love you babe and hope to hear from you.kiss you babe love you from the depth of my soul take care sweetie.love you.
Carlos.
Hello sweetie,
My day was hectic babe i have to move from one office to another, moreover is a very expensive country is the most expensive in west Africa is a tourist country i guess one of the reason why is that expensive in an hotel where i lodged i am paying £120 pounds a day is 5 star hotel.one of the cheapest.and i was at the ministry of interior to get the legal document it wasn't easy getting those document and i don't want to stay longer than one week i spent about £1,560pounds to get those document and i have submitted them at the police headquarters for legalization i will continue from there tomorrow to get other required papers. very tired now babe i need a shower now and go to bed. love you babe and hope to hear from you.kiss you babe love you from the depth of my soul take care sweetie.love you.
Carlos.
Monday, 16 January 2012
A message from Carlos he's arrived in Africa!
Well he's arrived in Senegal has Carlos. He just needs to visit the ministry of interior to get his paperwork. Hmm wonder how much that will cost?
Hello Sweetie,
How are you are today hope you are doing fine? I left England last night and i got to Dakar this morning, it was a long journey i have not travel a long journey in a over a year now. but it was fun we had a stop over in Madrid for an hour before we proceed to Dakar it was about 3hour 40minutes. they have a nice airport first time in Africa.i have been in my hotel room relaxing all day. and i will be going tomorrow to the ministry of interior to get every necessary document that will enable me work as a contractor in the country.
I am very careful here babe because i did heard so many bad things happening here,i will not be going out much just from the hotel to the place where i have to get the documents,i am very much aware that i will have to pay some money to get the document so whatever i am paying i must demand for the receipt as a proof. I left my daughter with my friend's mother so she is very much safe,i will only spend 7 days to get all the necessary papers one i am done with it i will fly back home so that we can meet some spend some quality time together,the contract will last for 6 months if there is no delay of any materials within the period of that 6 months i will always off and on in England to check on my daughter,i have really miss you babe and i can't wait to hear your voice i have a number here i bought that at the airport you can reach me with that and also send me sms kiss you babe,here is my number +22*********0. but i came here with my cell phone so you can also reach me on my England number which i sent you,i have credit on it so i can receive until the credit is off,have a wonderful night, love you babe and hope to read from you soon.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.
Hello Sweetie,
How are you are today hope you are doing fine? I left England last night and i got to Dakar this morning, it was a long journey i have not travel a long journey in a over a year now. but it was fun we had a stop over in Madrid for an hour before we proceed to Dakar it was about 3hour 40minutes. they have a nice airport first time in Africa.i have been in my hotel room relaxing all day. and i will be going tomorrow to the ministry of interior to get every necessary document that will enable me work as a contractor in the country.
I am very careful here babe because i did heard so many bad things happening here,i will not be going out much just from the hotel to the place where i have to get the documents,i am very much aware that i will have to pay some money to get the document so whatever i am paying i must demand for the receipt as a proof. I left my daughter with my friend's mother so she is very much safe,i will only spend 7 days to get all the necessary papers one i am done with it i will fly back home so that we can meet some spend some quality time together,the contract will last for 6 months if there is no delay of any materials within the period of that 6 months i will always off and on in England to check on my daughter,i have really miss you babe and i can't wait to hear your voice i have a number here i bought that at the airport you can reach me with that and also send me sms kiss you babe,here is my number +22*********0. but i came here with my cell phone so you can also reach me on my England number which i sent you,i have credit on it so i can receive until the credit is off,have a wonderful night, love you babe and hope to read from you soon.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.
Friday, 13 January 2012
Message two of three - Carlos has a new job and surprise surprise, it's in Africa!!
So, he has good news for me. He has won the contract and now has a new job in Sengal, Africa. Now there's a surprise! He has to go and sort out the 'paperwork'. Let me guess, something will go wrong. He'll either get robbed, need money for permits etc or have some other kind of drama that will need me to send him some money to get him out of his predicament! Poor, poor Carlos!!
Hey sweetie,
How are you today hope you doing fine? Thanks for your charming mail you are always in my mind,i cannot stay for a moment without thinking of you i know that our future will be great, i can't wait to be with you i am longing to meet you honey i have a good news for you the construction company P.R.O called me yesterday to notify me as the winner of the contract i am so happy and excited you really need to see how happy i am, this calls for celebration wish i could have you right in my arms now.I was ask to move to Senegal where the project will take place i was so sad because i haven't visited Africa and i know nothing about it,i will try to find out some information about Senegal,i have booked my air ticket so i will be traveling to Senegal on Sunday night i will only spend 7 days there to get all the necessary papers that will allow me to carry out the contract,as soon as i get all the papers i will fly back home immediately so that i can book my air ticket and come over to you,when i come to you we will talk about our future we can decide take care of yourself honey and i can't to read from you kisses my love.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.
Hey sweetie,
How are you today hope you doing fine? Thanks for your charming mail you are always in my mind,i cannot stay for a moment without thinking of you i know that our future will be great, i can't wait to be with you i am longing to meet you honey i have a good news for you the construction company P.R.O called me yesterday to notify me as the winner of the contract i am so happy and excited you really need to see how happy i am, this calls for celebration wish i could have you right in my arms now.I was ask to move to Senegal where the project will take place i was so sad because i haven't visited Africa and i know nothing about it,i will try to find out some information about Senegal,i have booked my air ticket so i will be traveling to Senegal on Sunday night i will only spend 7 days there to get all the necessary papers that will allow me to carry out the contract,as soon as i get all the papers i will fly back home immediately so that i can book my air ticket and come over to you,when i come to you we will talk about our future we can decide take care of yourself honey and i can't to read from you kisses my love.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.
Tuesday, 10 January 2012
A message from Carlos - Womanly and Godly? Me?!!
I can't keep up with Carlos lately. He really is an eager little bunny! This is the first of 2 emails he sent me today. He's a deep, thoughtful , spiritual soul bless him!! He wants a woman who's activities are 'womanly and Godly'. I guess that counts me out then!!!
Hello Sweetie,
How has your day been going hope fine? I am a man who understand about life,but you know, one needs to know oneself well before they can really know another, and secondly I do not think you can love another if you do not love yourself. Most people do not know themselves nor do they love themselves, they simply bob around in life like a cork on the ocean. Most people have little idea what life is about,Loving a woman is like caring for a rare flower. She must be tended with great care, skill, gentleness and devotion, she must be loved in every aspect of life and she must be made to feel that she is the center of the universe for the man. Love indeed is built upon truth but also upon gentleness and sensitivity. Each person must be greatly sensitive and devoted but understanding needs to be maintained to the point where if their is disagreement each person desperately tries to see the other person's point of view.
Now let me try and explain to you how i needs to be loved. I need to be close to my woman always. I need to feel the energy radiating from her. I need to maintain a sensuality with her that has great magnetism. I need to feel joy just sitting and listening to her. I need to feel great pleasure just looking at her. I need to be captivated by her charisma and femininity. I need her sexuality to be gentle and tender. I need her words to be sensible and her thoughts to be wise and prudent. I need her activities to be womanly and Godly.I need her especially to have great freedom and to be able to express herself in any way she desires. I need her to be absolutely herself at all times but always being a lady.I went for an interview today and the they said they will notify me any moment from now. once the contract is approve i will visit you so that we can spend some quality time together.
Perhaps I have said enough.I am so keen to hear from you soon
Kisses and hugs
Carlos.
Hello Sweetie,
How has your day been going hope fine? I am a man who understand about life,but you know, one needs to know oneself well before they can really know another, and secondly I do not think you can love another if you do not love yourself. Most people do not know themselves nor do they love themselves, they simply bob around in life like a cork on the ocean. Most people have little idea what life is about,Loving a woman is like caring for a rare flower. She must be tended with great care, skill, gentleness and devotion, she must be loved in every aspect of life and she must be made to feel that she is the center of the universe for the man. Love indeed is built upon truth but also upon gentleness and sensitivity. Each person must be greatly sensitive and devoted but understanding needs to be maintained to the point where if their is disagreement each person desperately tries to see the other person's point of view.
Now let me try and explain to you how i needs to be loved. I need to be close to my woman always. I need to feel the energy radiating from her. I need to maintain a sensuality with her that has great magnetism. I need to feel joy just sitting and listening to her. I need to feel great pleasure just looking at her. I need to be captivated by her charisma and femininity. I need her sexuality to be gentle and tender. I need her words to be sensible and her thoughts to be wise and prudent. I need her activities to be womanly and Godly.I need her especially to have great freedom and to be able to express herself in any way she desires. I need her to be absolutely herself at all times but always being a lady.I went for an interview today and the they said they will notify me any moment from now. once the contract is approve i will visit you so that we can spend some quality time together.
Perhaps I have said enough.I am so keen to hear from you soon
Kisses and hugs
Carlos.
Saturday, 7 January 2012
A message from Carlos - he is so full of love for me!
He's a bit of a soppy one is Carlos, lots of talk about love and all the rubbish!! It would just be my luck that he will turn out to be the one who isn't a scammer and how bad would I feel then eh? I do wish he wouldn't keep calling me Babe all the time. How insensitive! Hasn't he ever seen the film ' Babe - Pig in the city'?
Hello Sweetie,
Thank you so much for your wonderful mail,i am so glad to read from you, knowing the fact that we have our challenges in 2011 but with the hope and focus that 2012 will be a greater year for us, i know you had your trying time last year, but 2011 is gone, so get out of the past and let your focus be on 2012 because your future is more expensive than your past lol, well one of the greatest thing that happen to me in 2011 was having the opportunity to get to know you, you may not really know what that really mean to me but with time you will get to know, i have lived my recent years a lonely man and the moment you walk into my life you make the difference and i felt that greater impact i just pray that it last for eternity.With this little time we have spent on here you have simply shown to me that the entire responsibility of a man is to love a woman and guess what nothing can be greater thank these.thank you so much for loving me,
I think the modeling idea is good, but i wouldn't be considering that for now, based on my kind of person and the nature of my work, more so is not something i will do alone we need to sit down and talk about it, as husband and wife and if we think it will be good for us then we can go for that, but that aside for the moment.well concerning the contract i am yet to hear from the construction company but i think they will get back to me soon, i just want to keep my faith alive and always remember to put me in prayers.
Babe i think you have a great job that will give you the opportunity to meet different people and sincerely that is great, people around you are always an asset, is very good,honey i think you have a great friends around you, you know i have this mentality that if anyone should give you anything even if it is little it is a prove that the person is thinking of you, which is so magnificent, moreover i think you have been good to them too as friends if not they wouldn't have thought of that, i am happy you had a pleasant Christmas.
Babe about your leg just be calm and take your time till it gets better then you can do whatever you have to do, the time you have spent waiting for it to get back normal is shorter than when you had the problem, you will be alright soon babe and i can't wait to get to meet you and watch you walk right into my arms,please send me your picture so that i can always look your face whenever i am missing you,also send me your phone number so that i can call you,if i have anyone that needed that left shoe i will send you an email okay.take care of yourself for me sweetie and have a blessed moment.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.
Thursday, 5 January 2012
A message to Carlos - The StumpMobile!
I thought I had better reply to Carlos and wish him a Happy New Year after him being so keen and all that. I enquire about his job hunting and tell him all about my least favourite job as an armpit sniffer!
Carlos, my darling Carlos!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
I sincerely hope that 2012 will bring you love, luck and happiness in abundance! 2011 wasn't the best year for me, especially considering the pig and foot incident but on the plus side, I did find you! I have a feeling that my life will just get better and better from now on. I now have the love of a good man (you) whom I hope to meet sometime in the very near future and a new business that is already taking the artificial limb world by storm, can it get any better?
So Carlos, have you had any luck on the job front yet? You did say you were waiting to hear about one but that was a while ago. Any news yet? I am sure a man with your handsome Mexican good looks and virile nature could easily find work as a male model. Would you ever consider becoming a model? I have a friend with an interest in nude and fetish photography who is always looking for new subjects. I could put a good word in for you if you like? You may be required to wear stockings and lipstick but the pay is good.
I have had some strange jobs in my time Carlos! I think the worst one has to be the year I spent as quality control in a deoderant factory. We had a variety of people of all shapes and sizes, ages and social status who would come to us to help test the products. First they had to shower then go to the spray room. Their armpits were sprayed with the relevant deoderant and they were then sent to be dressed. They were then made to undergo a series of activities such as vigerous exercise, sauna room, dancing to wild ska music or half an hour under a sun bed. They were then required to strip and were sent to me in the sniffing parlour (or snifferarium as I affectionately called it!) My job was to take a thorough sniff of their armpits to asses whether the deoderant was up to scratch. I had to give each person marks out of ten for odour, wetness and marks on their clothes. Each one was a blind test so I had no idea which spray had been used. Sometimes as a joke, if a particularily heafty man would participate, the sprayers would just spray him with water under his arms so by the time he got to me, he would stink to high heaven. Now some people may find that attractive in a man but not me. I am not some kind of pervert or deviant!! One of my fellow sniffers used to get very excited when smelling the pungent armpits of elderly ladies. He got the sack eventually when the bosses spotted the webcam he had hooked up in the snifferaruim. Oh dear! It takes all sorts I suppose!!
Did I tell you about my surprise Xmas present from my friends? A group of my close friends had a bit of a whip round and bought me a mobility scooter as a present. Isn't that kind? I can't have my new foot fitted until my leg has healed properly which may be some months yet. So now I whizz round town on my 'StumpMobile'!! They even had it pimped up for me!! It is bright metalic purple and in neon pink letters down the sides it says 'StumpMobile'. It is covered in silver stars and even has an airhorn fitted that plays 'Stomp' by the legendary pop group Steps! Whilst not being a massive Steps fan, Stomp was the nearest tune they could get to stump so I appreciate the sentiment. I feel I am truley blessed to have such amazing friends.
Right Carlos, the torrential rain has now stopped here in Slutsbury so I am off for a whizz round town. I really hope to hear from you soon my darling and hope your next mail brings good news on the job front for you.
All my love to you Carlos
From your devoted stumpy Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
PS Do you know anyone who would like to buy a job lot of womens left shoes?
Carlos, my darling Carlos!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
I sincerely hope that 2012 will bring you love, luck and happiness in abundance! 2011 wasn't the best year for me, especially considering the pig and foot incident but on the plus side, I did find you! I have a feeling that my life will just get better and better from now on. I now have the love of a good man (you) whom I hope to meet sometime in the very near future and a new business that is already taking the artificial limb world by storm, can it get any better?
So Carlos, have you had any luck on the job front yet? You did say you were waiting to hear about one but that was a while ago. Any news yet? I am sure a man with your handsome Mexican good looks and virile nature could easily find work as a male model. Would you ever consider becoming a model? I have a friend with an interest in nude and fetish photography who is always looking for new subjects. I could put a good word in for you if you like? You may be required to wear stockings and lipstick but the pay is good.
I have had some strange jobs in my time Carlos! I think the worst one has to be the year I spent as quality control in a deoderant factory. We had a variety of people of all shapes and sizes, ages and social status who would come to us to help test the products. First they had to shower then go to the spray room. Their armpits were sprayed with the relevant deoderant and they were then sent to be dressed. They were then made to undergo a series of activities such as vigerous exercise, sauna room, dancing to wild ska music or half an hour under a sun bed. They were then required to strip and were sent to me in the sniffing parlour (or snifferarium as I affectionately called it!) My job was to take a thorough sniff of their armpits to asses whether the deoderant was up to scratch. I had to give each person marks out of ten for odour, wetness and marks on their clothes. Each one was a blind test so I had no idea which spray had been used. Sometimes as a joke, if a particularily heafty man would participate, the sprayers would just spray him with water under his arms so by the time he got to me, he would stink to high heaven. Now some people may find that attractive in a man but not me. I am not some kind of pervert or deviant!! One of my fellow sniffers used to get very excited when smelling the pungent armpits of elderly ladies. He got the sack eventually when the bosses spotted the webcam he had hooked up in the snifferaruim. Oh dear! It takes all sorts I suppose!!
Did I tell you about my surprise Xmas present from my friends? A group of my close friends had a bit of a whip round and bought me a mobility scooter as a present. Isn't that kind? I can't have my new foot fitted until my leg has healed properly which may be some months yet. So now I whizz round town on my 'StumpMobile'!! They even had it pimped up for me!! It is bright metalic purple and in neon pink letters down the sides it says 'StumpMobile'. It is covered in silver stars and even has an airhorn fitted that plays 'Stomp' by the legendary pop group Steps! Whilst not being a massive Steps fan, Stomp was the nearest tune they could get to stump so I appreciate the sentiment. I feel I am truley blessed to have such amazing friends.
Right Carlos, the torrential rain has now stopped here in Slutsbury so I am off for a whizz round town. I really hope to hear from you soon my darling and hope your next mail brings good news on the job front for you.
All my love to you Carlos
From your devoted stumpy Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
PS Do you know anyone who would like to buy a job lot of womens left shoes?
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