A message from Carlos - He's chattered a taxi!

Another email from the very keen Carlos. Again, lots of mentions about how much everything is costing him! I am actually still quite taken aback at the fact that he does actually read my emails and responds appropriately, unlike 'Justin'. I reckon he will go f or the kill in a day or two! I wonder how much he will need me to lend him?



Hello Sweetie,

How are you today hope you doing fine thanks a lot for your message i really appreciate it, i got back to my hotel not quiet long, so i rush to the bathroom to take a shower, the day was hectic, just like yesterday, the country is expensive and and you know i have to move around with taxi that i chattered for security purpose, but i thank God i got some document and that cost me about £2,175 pounds,Honey Senegal is a nice country and there are so many tourist attraction here but i have not able to visit any site but before i go back to the UK i will try and visit some site,i saw so many drums,musical instrument and sculpture at the city center in fact they are amazing. It it true that they have Museum the hotel manager brief me so many things about Senegal,i think is a nice place to visit,i saw so many people putting on a traditional cloth called Ganila,the hotel manager promise to take me to a lives show on Saturday where both men and women displaying their traditional dance. There is amazing site here called Goreé Island(Slave House) is a poignant reminder of Goreé's role as the center of West African slave trade.

It will be fun to do so many travel with you especially in Senegal and other part of Africa.,i will have to sleep early tonight because i have to wake very early morning tomorrow to continue with the rest document,as soon as i am through with all the document i will set up an account to enable the construction company transfer the the project money to me. Honey i am missing you terribly i can't wait to be with you and spend some quality time with you,have a wonderful night.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.

A message from Carlos he's arrived in Africa!

Well he's arrived in Senegal has Carlos. He just needs to visit the ministry of interior to get his paperwork. Hmm wonder how much that will cost?

Hello Sweetie,

How are you are today hope you are doing fine? I left England last night and i got to Dakar this morning, it was a long journey i have not travel a long journey in a over a year now. but it was fun we had a stop over in Madrid for an hour before we proceed to Dakar it was about 3hour 40minutes. they have a nice airport first time in Africa.i have been in my hotel room relaxing all day. and i will be  going tomorrow to the ministry of interior to get every necessary document that will enable me work as a contractor in the country.

I am very careful here babe because i did heard so many bad things happening here,i will not be going out much just from the hotel to the place where i have to get the documents,i am very much aware that i will have to pay some money to get the document so whatever i am paying i must demand for the receipt as a proof. I left my daughter with my friend's mother so she is very much safe,i will only spend 7 days to get all the necessary papers one i am done with it i will fly back home so that we can meet some spend some quality time together,the contract will last for 6 months if there is no delay of any materials within the period of that 6 months i will always off and on in England to check on my daughter,i have really miss you babe and i can't wait to hear your voice i have a number here i bought that at the airport you can reach me with that and also send me sms kiss you babe,here is my number +22*********0. but i came here with my cell phone so you can also reach me on my England number which i sent you,i have credit on it so i can receive until the credit is off,have a wonderful night, love you babe and hope to read from you soon.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.

Message two of three - Carlos has a new job and surprise surprise, it's in Africa!!

So, he has good news for me. He has won the contract and now has a new job in Sengal, Africa. Now there's a surprise! He has to go and sort out the 'paperwork'. Let me guess, something will go wrong. He'll either get robbed, need money for permits etc or have some other kind of drama that will need me to send him some money to get him out of his predicament! Poor, poor Carlos!!


Hey sweetie,

How are you today hope you doing fine? Thanks for your charming mail you are always in my mind,i cannot stay for a moment without thinking of you i know that our future will be great, i can't wait to be with you i am longing to meet you  honey i have a good news for you the construction company P.R.O called me yesterday to notify me as the winner of the contract i am so happy and excited you really need to see how happy i am, this calls for celebration wish i could have you right in my arms now.I was ask to move to Senegal where the project will take place i was so sad because i haven't visited Africa and i know nothing about it,i will try to find out some information about Senegal,i have booked my air ticket so i will be traveling to Senegal on Sunday night i will only spend 7 days there to get all the necessary  papers that will allow me to carry out the contract,as soon as i get all the papers i will fly back home immediately so that i can book my air ticket and come over to you,when i come to you we will talk about our future we can decide  take care of yourself honey and i can't to read from you kisses my love.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.

A message from Carlos - he is so full of love for me!

He's a bit of a soppy one is Carlos, lots of  talk about love and all the rubbish!! It would just be my luck that he will turn out to be the one who isn't a scammer and how bad would I feel then eh? I do wish he wouldn't keep calling me Babe all the time. How insensitive! Hasn't he ever seen the film ' Babe - Pig in the city'?

Hello Sweetie,

Thank you so much for your wonderful mail,i am so glad to read from you, knowing the fact that we have our challenges in 2011 but with the hope and focus that 2012 will be a greater year for us, i know you had your trying time last year, but 2011 is gone, so get out of the past and let your focus be on 2012 because your future is more expensive than your past lol, well one of the greatest thing that happen to me in 2011 was having the opportunity to get to know you, you may not really know what that really mean to me but with time you will get to know, i have lived my recent years a lonely man and the moment you walk into my life you make the difference and i felt that greater impact i just pray that it last for eternity.With this little time we have spent on here you have simply shown to me that the entire responsibility of a man is to love a woman and guess what nothing can be greater thank these.thank you so much for loving me,
 
I think the modeling idea is good, but i wouldn't be considering that for now, based on my kind of person and the nature of my work, more so is not something i will do alone we need to sit down and talk about it, as husband and wife and if we think it will be good for us then we can go for that, but that aside for the moment.well concerning the contract i am yet to hear from the construction company but i think they will get back to me soon, i just want to keep my faith alive and always remember to put me in prayers.
Babe i think you have a great job that will give you the opportunity to meet different people and sincerely that is great, people around you are always an asset, is very good,honey i think you have a great friends around you, you know i have this mentality that if anyone should give you anything even if it is little it is a prove that the person is thinking of you, which is so magnificent, moreover i think you have been good to them too as friends if not they wouldn't have thought of that, i am happy you had a pleasant Christmas.
 
Babe about your leg just be calm and take your time till it gets better then you can do whatever you have to do, the time you have spent waiting for it to get back normal is shorter than when you had the problem, you will be alright soon babe and i can't wait to get to meet you and watch you walk right into my arms,please send me your picture so that i can always look your face whenever i am missing you,also send me your phone number so that i can call you,if i have anyone that needed that left shoe i will send you an email okay.take care of yourself for me sweetie and have a blessed moment.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.

A message to Carlos - The StumpMobile!

I thought I had better reply to Carlos and wish him a Happy New Year after him being so keen and all that. I enquire about his job hunting and tell him all about my least favourite job as an armpit sniffer!


Carlos, my darling Carlos!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

I sincerely hope that 2012 will bring you love, luck and happiness in abundance! 2011 wasn't the best year for me, especially considering the pig and foot incident but on the plus side, I did find you! I have a feeling that my life will just get better and better from now on. I now have the love of a good man (you) whom I  hope to meet sometime in the very near future and a new business that is already taking the artificial limb world by storm, can it get any better?

So Carlos, have you had any luck on the job front yet? You did say you were waiting to hear about one but that was a while ago. Any news yet? I am sure a man with your handsome Mexican good looks and virile nature could easily find work as a male model. Would you ever consider becoming a model? I have a friend with an interest in nude and fetish photography who is always looking for new subjects. I could put a good word in for you if you like? You may be required to wear stockings and lipstick but the pay is good.

I have had some strange jobs in my time Carlos! I think the worst one has to be the year I spent as quality control in a deoderant factory. We had a variety of people of all shapes and sizes, ages and social status who would come to us to help test the products. First they had to shower then go to the spray room. Their armpits were sprayed with the relevant deoderant and they were then sent to be dressed. They were then made to undergo a series of activities such as vigerous exercise, sauna room, dancing to wild ska music or half an hour under a sun bed. They were then required to strip and were sent to me in the sniffing parlour (or snifferarium as I affectionately called it!) My job was to take a thorough sniff of their armpits to asses whether the deoderant  was up to scratch. I had to give each person marks out of ten for  odour, wetness and marks on their clothes. Each one was a blind test so I had no idea which spray had been used. Sometimes as a joke, if a particularily heafty man would participate, the sprayers would just spray him with water under his arms so by the time he got to me, he would stink to high heaven. Now some people may find that attractive in a man but not me. I am not some kind of pervert or deviant!! One of my fellow sniffers used to get very excited when smelling the pungent armpits of elderly ladies. He got the sack eventually when the bosses spotted the webcam he had hooked up in the snifferaruim. Oh dear! It takes all sorts I suppose!!

Did I tell you about my surprise Xmas present from my friends? A group of my close friends had a bit of a whip round and bought me a mobility scooter as a present. Isn't that kind? I can't have my new foot fitted until my leg has healed properly which may be some months yet. So now I whizz round town on my 'StumpMobile'!! They even had it pimped up for me!! It is bright metalic purple and in neon pink letters down the sides it says 'StumpMobile'. It is covered in silver stars and even has an airhorn fitted that plays 'Stomp' by the legendary pop group Steps! Whilst not being a massive Steps fan, Stomp was the nearest tune they could get to stump so I appreciate the sentiment. I feel I am truley blessed to have such amazing friends.

Right Carlos, the torrential rain has now stopped here in Slutsbury so I am off for a whizz round town. I really hope to hear from you soon my darling and hope your next mail brings good news on the job front for you.

All my love to you Carlos

From your devoted stumpy Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

PS Do you know anyone who would like to buy a job lot of  womens left shoes?