A mssag to Carlos - MARRY M!

I continue to ignore Carlos's request for the money to set up the African bank account.  Instead, I decide to propose to him! I do hope he can read the mssag as my 'E' ky has brokn!!


Good aftrnoon my darling swt Carlos

It was lovly to har from you onc again. I hop you can mang to rad this mail ok. The 'E' ky has brokn on my kyboard so until I can manag to gt to th shops and buy a nw kyboard I am afraid that my mssags may b rathr hard to rad. I will try to gt to th local computr stor as soon as possibl but my mobility scootr battry nds charging so I am not sur I can gt thr in tim today.

Anyway, how is your cold? I do hop th mdicin you bought is working it's magic and that you ar on th mnd. I hat to think of you out thr by yourslf, fling so ill. You rally do nd m to look aftr you don't you Carlos?

I just nd to clarify somthing Carlos. You liv in Chstrfild ys? You hav told m this on many occasions so I  know that I am not imagining it. So, why did you say in your last mail that you account is in London and rfr to coming back to London? I am a little confusd now. I am also concrnd about your poor daughtr. Sh has bn without hr daddy for almost 2 wks now and must be so vry worrid about you. Plas Carlos, lt m snd you a plan ticket so you can just com hom to us whr you should b. I can't s why you won't do this. I thought you lovd m Carlos? I offr to hlp you yt  you put obstacls at vry turn.

I am going to b vry bold now Carlos. I know this may come as a bit of a shock to you but I lov you so much. Carlos, I simply ador you. No on has vr had such an ffct on m. I hav nvr lovd anyon in the way that I lov you. I cannot imagine my lif without you in it so I nd to ask you somthing.

CARLOS - WILL YOU MARRY M?

I nd you in my lif forvr. Ys, som may call me a crazy fool (specially Mr T), but I don't car. Lif is for living Carlos. Th vnts of lat have shown m that you nd to grab your happinss when you can and not lt opportunitis pass you by. I want you to com back to the UK, forgt about th contract and MARRY M!!! Plas don't worry about mony or crass things lik that. I will provid for us both. My businsss ar doing wll and financially I am comfortabl. I want to shar my lif and vrything I hav with you Carlos. Plas think about what I hav said. I don't xpct an answr straight away but don't kp m waiting too long.

Oh Carlos, I fl so vry happy right now. Mrs Tss Prz, it has quit a ring to it. Or of cours, you could always bcom Mr Carlos Tickl!! The choic is yours.

Right, I apprciat that that must hav com as a bit of a surpris so I will lav you to pondr my offr.

I lov you Carlos, always and forvr


Tss xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

A reply to Carlos - I can't send him any money as the sheep have it all.

I thought I had better reply and put Carlos out of his misery. I can't pay his bank fees as all my spare cash has gone to help rebuild the sheep refuge. I will however arrange for his hotel bill to be paid and send him a return air ticket as soon as he send me the details. I have even offered him a job!


Hey Carlos

Oh what a mad couple of days I have had. I went to the sheep sanctuary as I said in my last email and they had  had a disaster of epic proportions. We have had some terrible weather over here, torrential rain and gale force winds and the refuge had taken a real battering. Lots of the fences and shelters had been blown down and the sheep were all over the show. What could I do? I couldn't see all the sheep homeless and in danger so I agreed for them to come and live in my garden! Yes, I know I am mad but I love the little fellows so much that I just couldn't say no. I also made a sizeable donation to the refuge to enable them to rebuild it all but bigger and better. It's left me rather short of free income now. Don't get me wrong Carlos, I have money but it is tied up in business accounts and the like, I am sure you undersatnd all about such matters.

With regard to your current situation Carlos. Unfortunately, due to the payment to the refuge I don't have access to much actual cash at the moment. I can't send you any money to set up the account but what I can do is arrange for your hotel bill to be paid. If you send me all the details of where you are staying, the name, address, phone number and managers name of the hotel in which you are staying I can  make sure you do not suffer the embarrassment of an unpaid hotel bill. I could also arrange to have a plane ticket booked in your name for you to collect at he airport enabling you to come back home.  I hate the thought of you out there, alone and ill. I need to get you back home to England as soon as possible. Then when you are back here we can address the matter of getting the money transferred for the contract. I do still have a bad feeling about it all Carlos. I am sure it is not all as it seems.

Have you ever thought of a change of career Carlos? I would be honoured if you came to work for me. As you are good at construction type stuff, I could pay you to come and rebuild the Sheep refuge. I am usre you would make an amzing job of it.

I have to go now Carlos, things to do and all that! I do hope you start to feel better soon. Get plenty of sleep and drink lots. Please don't forget to send me your hotel details nd I shall arrange for the bill to be paid and send you the planeticket back home.

All will be well Carlos because I love you and will rescue you from your misfortune,


All my love forever


Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Another message from Carlos - He's feeling sad :(

Another email today.  Poor Carlos is feeling  sad as he has to stay in and has nothing to do. He really needs me to lend him some money to set up the account.  I think I may offer him some advice on how to amuse himself instead!!

Hello Sweetie,

Thanks for your mail and i am glad to hear from you again you make my day and you makes me happy, each mail from you is always a plus to my life its stare the happiness inside of me at least to know that someone cares so much about me. Honey no one can con me here i do study properly every document before paying for is,base on the agreement signed between the company and i,the expenses has to be taken care off by me,i am not their staff if i am then the company will be the one to responsible for every expenses,i am on contract basis so i am the one to care for my expenses. No people can take advantage of me don't just worry about that,all i need is to complete my part and allow the company to play their role.As you may know that Africa is a poor continent and they raise money through tax and payment for any document,all what i spent here in getting all the documents are for the Government not for the  company this is what you have to understand. I knew quite alright that at the end of the contract i will have much money to invest for myself,the only problem i am having now is the amount required by the bank for the setting up of the account,once i set up the account the project fund will be transferred to the account.

I am not happy the way things are going,i only made one week payment so i have to pay for more days now as i am over staying otherwise the hotel manager might ask me to leave,i have to do something quickly and check out of the hotel to avoid embarrassment,i want you to do me a favor by lending me some money to set up an account,i will send the money back to you as soon as i am through here.I am just indoor today again without doing nothing i feel sad about my situation here,please try all you can to lend me the money,i know for sure everything will work out.

I think we have a great start and would love for us to continue along this journey we have begun just learning about each other and loving each other.  When i read your mail it brings joy to my heart and a smile to my face.Looking forward to your mail.

Lots of love to you Baby and a whole bundle of kisses and warm, tender hugs.
 
Longing to be in your arms to just cuddle up with you.
Carlos.

A quick message to Carlos.

Just sent a quick message to Carlos so he knows I haven't forgotten about him. I have completely ignored his pleas for money!


Hello again my darling Carlos

Oh dear! It doesn't sound like you are having a very good time of it out there. I have a very bad feeling about this work contract you have. I hate to say it Carlos but I fear this is all one big con. Are you absolutely sure that there is actually a job for you at the end of it? No reputable company would expect you to pay so much money out of your pocket for hotel bills and documentation. I have have a very bad feeling that someone is trying to con you Carlos :( This makes me so sad and so very very angry. People or companies who try to take advantage of others for financial gain are the lowest of the low. If I were you I would just jump on the next plane back home and get someone to investigate this company.

Right Carlos, I have to go now as I have to pay visit to the Sheep refuge. They are having a few difficulties that I have promised to help out with. I shall email you again later this evening as I have a very busy day.

Chin up Carlos and remember that our TRUE LOVE FOR EACH OTHER will carry us through any hurdles we may face. Nothing can take that way from us.

Love you always

Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

A reply to Carlos - a bit of dogging fun?

I feel it is my duty to question that amount of money the bank is wanting for the set up fees for Carlos's account. It does seem extorionate. I do hope he takes me advice.
Good afternoon my darling Carlos.

It was a joy to hear from you as always. My day is going well thank you for asking! I haven't actually done very much today to be honest. I had a bit of a lazy morning laid on the sofa watching Jeremy Kyle!! Don't hold that against me please Carlos lol! I don't usually watch old Jezza but I was flicking around the channels and just got drawn into it. Honestly, some of the people who go on these kind of shows are unbelievable. There was this one woman who had fallen in love with a man who had told her that he was some kind of African prince. He said his father had been killed in some kind of military uprising and that he had inherited all his money but needed her to help him get it. She ended up sending him thousands of pounds and he turned out to not even be a prince or anything! Can you believe that? How can someone be so stupid eh? She seemed a very sad, lonely woman Carlos. I felt quite sorry for her.

I am so glad that I have you Carlos as I know you are an honest man who's life is built on truth and integrity. You have never pretended to be someone that you are not. You are hard working and a good father to your daughter and I am so lucky to have you in my life. I dream of the days we will spend together, in love, in each others arms. Do you think your daughter would eventually call me mummy?

It saddens me to hear you are so stressed out there. Are you sure this job is worth all the stress and hassle? With regard to the account you need to set up, I am a bit confused. Why can't the construction company just  put the money into your ordinary bank account? It does seem a lot of messing about just to get your money refunded. Plus the bank fees of £435,784 seems an extorionate amount of money. Are you sure you got the decimal point in the right place Carlos? 435 thousand, 784 pounds can't be correct surely? I think they are trying to rip you off if that's the case. My advice to you would be to tell the construction company to pay the money into your ordinary bank account and have done with. If they refuse, you should take them to the small claims court and get your money back that way. You really do need to be careful Carlos. There are so many unscrupulous people out there, including companies that will con money from you with empty promises of work etc. Please do be careful my darling man.

So Carlos, when do you arrive back in England? If you like, I could come and meet you at the airport. It would be a pleasure to drive you back home after a long flight. Don't worry if it's a late flight as if it's dark when we drive back we could always do a bit of a detour past some of the local dogging sites. Don't worry, I don't want to take part or anything ( I am not a pervert!) I just like to throw cans of Chum and some Winalot at the cars! A bit immature I know but you should see them jump!! It's truely hillarious!!

Right my dearest darling Mexican sex god, I really must go. I have a mountain of paperwork to attend to that won't sign itself!

Take care my sweet and look forward to hearing from you soon.

All my love and devotion forever

Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

A message to Carlos - Deadly chickpeas and Pam Ayres.

I hate hummus!!!!


My darling Carlos.

I do apologise for my delay in replying to your last email. I had a bit of a mishap on wednesday morning which landed me in hospital until this morning. Sometime I think I must be the unluckiest person alive! It's a good job I have a positive outlook on life or I would have had a breakdown by now!

My heating boiler had broken so my house was rather cold. I had called the engineer on Tuesday and made an appointment for the following afternoon so I wasn't overly concerned. Wednesday evening I was hosting a dinner party for some potential new business connections so made an early start on the food preparation. Dips always go down well at such soiree's so I decided to make some hummus. Do you like hummus Carlos? In light of what has happened, I don't think I shall ever eat it again. Anyway, I gathered the chickpeas, tahini, garlic, lemon juice and oil and set to work. As I was putting the chickpeas into the blender a couple escaped and dropped to  the floor. I thought, "I'll pick those up later." and that my dear, was a near fatal error of judgement. I made the hummus which it galls me to say was utterly delicious and then made a start on some Mexican bean pasta (always reminds me of you when I eat that!!). I spent the next hour or so cooking this and that and then decided it was time for a bit of pampering.

Thankfully, in light of my recent pig related accident, I have a downstairs bathroom so off I popped to do a bit of intimate hair removal and the likes. First I put on a clay face mask, the type that dries hard and makes you look like ghost then got the hair removing wax out.  I balanced on the side of the bath and put the hot wax on my legs and lady bits! (hope that doesn't embarrass you Carlos, me talking about my most intimate lady parts) I needed to let the wax set a bit before applying the strips and ripping it off so I hobbled back into the kitchen on my crutches to get a quick drink before my face pack set too hard.  By this time I had completely forgotten about the chickpeas that had fallen to the floor earlier and unfortunately, one of my crutches made contact with them. The crutch slipped on the chickpeas and sent me flying across the kitchen floor in a move reminiscent Ann Widdecombe doing her very best on Strictly come dancing. I landed face down on the floor and thankfully didn't hurt myself. Now this was when it all became a bit tricky.

I have a beautiful, Italian marble tiled floor in the kitchen. Have you ever felt marble Carlos? It is notorious for it's icey cold touch and the tiles in my kitchen were even more so due to the lack of heating with the boiler being broken. As my exposed, wax covered flesh made contact with the tiles, the wax quickly changed temperture and began to set. Since my previous accident with the pigs, I am obviously not as mobile as I used to be so was struggling to get myself back up off the floor. My crutches had both gone sliding across the floor when I fell and were out of my reach. As I tried to pull myself up, I encountered a great deal of resistance. Carlos, the wax had set and I was stuck to the floor! I couldn't move the lower half of my body, my lady garden being firmly stuck to the tiles. I tried and tried but alas, all my efforts were in vain. All I could do was lay there, hoping that maybe a kindly neighbour would hear my cries for help and come to my rescue.

I laid there for 2 and a half hours in the cold with nothing but the Greatest Poems of Pam Ayres as chosen and read by Janet Street Porter on Radio 4 for company. I had forgotten what a work of utter genius "I wish I'd looked after me teeth" is!!  Then my saviour arrived in the form of the boiler engineer. Thankfully he heard my cries for help and saw me laid prostrate on the Italian marble, backside in the air and a face that made me look like an extra from Casper the friendly ghost!. He rushed in and cleverly used my hair dryer to melt the wax and free me from my embarrassment. He was such a dear and insisted that I go to hospital for a check up as by now, my skin was red raw and I was suffering from mild hypothermia. The hospital staf were amazing and kept me in until the morning to make sure I was fully recovered. The boiler man, bless him, went back to the house and sorted the boiler for me. I told him to help himself to the hummus as I felt physically sick at the thought of eating it now.

So Carlos, I am back home now a little sore and with a bruised ego but doing ok.  I hope your trip is continuing to be fruitful and that you are not making yourself too tired. If you  need to relax and switch off at the end of a busy day, I can thoroughly reccommend reading a bit of Pam Ayres. She truely is a lyrical genius!

Hope to  hear from you soon my darling.

Love  and kisses a plenty from your darling Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

A message from Carlos - He's chattered a taxi!

Another email from the very keen Carlos. Again, lots of mentions about how much everything is costing him! I am actually still quite taken aback at the fact that he does actually read my emails and responds appropriately, unlike 'Justin'. I reckon he will go f or the kill in a day or two! I wonder how much he will need me to lend him?



Hello Sweetie,

How are you today hope you doing fine thanks a lot for your message i really appreciate it, i got back to my hotel not quiet long, so i rush to the bathroom to take a shower, the day was hectic, just like yesterday, the country is expensive and and you know i have to move around with taxi that i chattered for security purpose, but i thank God i got some document and that cost me about £2,175 pounds,Honey Senegal is a nice country and there are so many tourist attraction here but i have not able to visit any site but before i go back to the UK i will try and visit some site,i saw so many drums,musical instrument and sculpture at the city center in fact they are amazing. It it true that they have Museum the hotel manager brief me so many things about Senegal,i think is a nice place to visit,i saw so many people putting on a traditional cloth called Ganila,the hotel manager promise to take me to a lives show on Saturday where both men and women displaying their traditional dance. There is amazing site here called Goreé Island(Slave House) is a poignant reminder of Goreé's role as the center of West African slave trade.

It will be fun to do so many travel with you especially in Senegal and other part of Africa.,i will have to sleep early tonight because i have to wake very early morning tomorrow to continue with the rest document,as soon as i am through with all the document i will set up an account to enable the construction company transfer the the project money to me. Honey i am missing you terribly i can't wait to be with you and spend some quality time with you,have a wonderful night.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.

A reply to Carlos - Do be careful out there!

Well Carlos should be in Africa now, sorting out the paperwork for his contract. I do wonder how long it will be before he gets robbed, kidnapped or requires extra money to sort out his paperwork? He does seem to have forgotten about his poor daughter in all this too!!




Hi there Carlos my darling.

I am not sure when you will get this as by now you will be in Sengal. Congratulations on winning the contract!!

Sengal is such a long way away Carlos. How will we ever get to meet with such distance between us? Do you know how long your contract is? Weeks, months? And your poor daughter! How will she cope without her daddy for such a long time? Who is looking after her whilst you are away? I remember you telling me that her poor mother was dead as were your parents. I do hope you have someone trustworthy to look after her.

I do hope you take care out there Carlos. A strange country where you know no one and don't speak the language. You hear alsorts of awful tales of people getting robbed and kidnapped and of others trying to extort money from unsuspecting visitors. Even the officials are often corrupt and will try and extort money saying  people have to pay for 'paperwork and licenses' etc.

Please do be careful Carlos. I shall not be able to settle until I know you are back on home turf and safe again. I was going to call you but as you are abroad I will wait until you get back or it will cost a fortune!!

Well my darling, please take care of yourself and I look forward to hearing that you have arrived back in England safely.

All my love

Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

PS, please be careful of the lions.

Message number 3 - his phone number!

This is the third and final message of today from Carlos. He's given me his mobile number which funnily enough has an English code. Am tempted to give him a ring just to hear his strong Mexican accent!!



Here is my phone number +4470*******3. you can call me any time,i can't wait to hear your voice.

Message two of three - Carlos has a new job and surprise surprise, it's in Africa!!

So, he has good news for me. He has won the contract and now has a new job in Sengal, Africa. Now there's a surprise! He has to go and sort out the 'paperwork'. Let me guess, something will go wrong. He'll either get robbed, need money for permits etc or have some other kind of drama that will need me to send him some money to get him out of his predicament! Poor, poor Carlos!!


Hey sweetie,

How are you today hope you doing fine? Thanks for your charming mail you are always in my mind,i cannot stay for a moment without thinking of you i know that our future will be great, i can't wait to be with you i am longing to meet you  honey i have a good news for you the construction company P.R.O called me yesterday to notify me as the winner of the contract i am so happy and excited you really need to see how happy i am, this calls for celebration wish i could have you right in my arms now.I was ask to move to Senegal where the project will take place i was so sad because i haven't visited Africa and i know nothing about it,i will try to find out some information about Senegal,i have booked my air ticket so i will be traveling to Senegal on Sunday night i will only spend 7 days there to get all the necessary  papers that will allow me to carry out the contract,as soon as i get all the papers i will fly back home immediately so that i can book my air ticket and come over to you,when i come to you we will talk about our future we can decide  take care of yourself honey and i can't to read from you kisses my love.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.

Message one of three from Carlos - a strong Mexican accent.

After the flury of messages of late, I was a bit disappointed that Carlos hadn't replied to me yet. I was just about to go to bed and he sent me 3 messages! This is the first. I do wonder if his strong Mexican accent will turn out to sound more African?

Hello Sweetie,

Thanks for your mail the content was clearly understood,i must say thank you for your beautiful picture,don't worry about not having many picture i think this is enough,in face you look younger than your age. I will be very happy to have conversation with you on phone,i  do have  Mexican accent which is very strong i believe you will be able to understand my accent. By the way how did those people get your phone number that they keep calling you? You just have to ignore them. Have a wonderful night.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.

A love poem for Carlos!!

As my darling Carlos has been making such an effort lately, I thought I'd write him a little poem. I hope he likes it!!

Dearest darling Carlos.

I cannot stop thinking about you today. Thoughts of you occupy my every waking moment. I feel so consumed with love for you that I wrote you a little poem. I do hope you like it. Maybe you could write me one back? That would mean so much to me.

Carlos you fill me full of desire
I am just so glad that you're not a liar
So many men just can't be trusted
They leave me sad, lonely and disgusted.

Some will say they love you true
When really, all they want to do
Is treat you bad and break your heart
But you've been truthfull from the start.

I'm glad to have a Mexican lover
You are mine, there is no other
You and me to the end of time
A love so true, it is sublime.

And when I hobble into your arms
And have a feel of your Mexican charms
Your lovely face I'll look up to
And tell you Carlos, I LOVE YOU!

Missing you dreafully

Yours forever

Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

A message from Carlos - Womanly and Godly? Me?!!

I can't keep up with Carlos lately. He really is an eager little bunny! This is the first of 2 emails he sent me today. He's a deep, thoughtful , spiritual soul bless him!! He wants a woman who's activities are 'womanly and Godly'. I guess that counts me out then!!!


Hello Sweetie,

How has your day been going hope fine? I am a man who understand about life,but you know, one needs to know oneself well before they can really know another, and secondly I do not think you can love another if you do not love yourself. Most people do not know themselves nor do they love themselves, they simply bob around in life like a cork on the ocean. Most people have little idea what life is about,Loving a woman is like caring for a rare flower. She must be tended with great care, skill, gentleness and devotion, she must be loved in every aspect of life and she must be made to feel that she is the center of the universe for the man. Love indeed is built upon truth but also upon gentleness and sensitivity. Each person must be greatly sensitive and devoted but understanding needs to be maintained to the point where if their is disagreement each person desperately tries to see the other person's point of view.

Now let me try and explain to you how i needs to be loved. I need to be close to my woman always. I need to feel the energy radiating from her. I need to maintain a sensuality with her that has great magnetism. I need to feel joy just sitting and listening to her. I need to feel great pleasure just looking at her. I need to be captivated by her charisma and femininity. I need her sexuality to be gentle and tender. I need her words to be sensible and her thoughts to be wise and prudent.  I need her activities to be womanly and Godly.I need her especially to have great freedom and to be able to express herself in any way she desires. I need her to be absolutely herself at all times but always being a lady.I went for an interview today and the they said they will notify me any moment from now. once the contract is approve i will visit you so that we can spend some quality time together.

Perhaps I have said enough.I am so keen to hear from you soon

Kisses and hugs
Carlos.

Showcasing my first leg - a message to Carlos

I thought I should get round to replying to Carlos seeing as he is so very keen. I have explained that I am a busy woman so I do hope he will be a bit more patient with me now. I have also sent him a picture of my first false leg produced by my new company. I hope he likes it!!


Good afternoon my gorgeous, darling Carlos!

Oh how my heart leapt when I read your mail this morning. It made me want to do a little dance but that is a bit difficult on crutches so I just swayed a round a little instead.

I know that I sometimes take a little time to reply to you but this is because I am often very busy. I now run 2 businesses and still have many hospital appointments to attend so my time is often sparse and I get tired pretty easily. I promise to make more of an effort to reply quicker.

So Carlos, how is life in Chesterfield these days? Where abouts in Chesterfield do you live? I don't know Chesterfield that well but have visited the church with the twisted spire a couple of times.

Well things are going really well with my new venture. Production of my first leg is now complete and to say I am proud is an understatement! I have attached a picture so you can see how spectacular it is. I just wish you were here with me right now to share in my joy Carlos.

Oh Carlos, I long for you to hold me in your arms and make me yours completely. When do you think it will be possible for us to meet? We are so near yet so far. I NEED you Carlos, I really do. I have urges and needs and my worry is that if we don't meet up soon, my urges will have to be fullfilled elsewhere. I am desperate for some of your manly loving Carlos, please come and take me!!

I have to go now my darling as I have an urgent business call to take. I shall try and email you again later ok so please don't fret. I love you dearly and would never lose contact.

All my love, passion and desire

Your ever loving Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Yet another mail from Carlos!

He's a bit keen is Carlos! Yet another message from him landed today. I suppose I really should reply!


Hello Sweetie,

How is life treating you there? It really taking you long time to reply my mail,please always reply my mail so that we can get along very well,have a wonderful night.
Hug and kisses,
Carlos.

A message from Carlos - he is so full of love for me!

He's a bit of a soppy one is Carlos, lots of  talk about love and all the rubbish!! It would just be my luck that he will turn out to be the one who isn't a scammer and how bad would I feel then eh? I do wish he wouldn't keep calling me Babe all the time. How insensitive! Hasn't he ever seen the film ' Babe - Pig in the city'?

Hello Sweetie,

Thank you so much for your wonderful mail,i am so glad to read from you, knowing the fact that we have our challenges in 2011 but with the hope and focus that 2012 will be a greater year for us, i know you had your trying time last year, but 2011 is gone, so get out of the past and let your focus be on 2012 because your future is more expensive than your past lol, well one of the greatest thing that happen to me in 2011 was having the opportunity to get to know you, you may not really know what that really mean to me but with time you will get to know, i have lived my recent years a lonely man and the moment you walk into my life you make the difference and i felt that greater impact i just pray that it last for eternity.With this little time we have spent on here you have simply shown to me that the entire responsibility of a man is to love a woman and guess what nothing can be greater thank these.thank you so much for loving me,
 
I think the modeling idea is good, but i wouldn't be considering that for now, based on my kind of person and the nature of my work, more so is not something i will do alone we need to sit down and talk about it, as husband and wife and if we think it will be good for us then we can go for that, but that aside for the moment.well concerning the contract i am yet to hear from the construction company but i think they will get back to me soon, i just want to keep my faith alive and always remember to put me in prayers.
Babe i think you have a great job that will give you the opportunity to meet different people and sincerely that is great, people around you are always an asset, is very good,honey i think you have a great friends around you, you know i have this mentality that if anyone should give you anything even if it is little it is a prove that the person is thinking of you, which is so magnificent, moreover i think you have been good to them too as friends if not they wouldn't have thought of that, i am happy you had a pleasant Christmas.
 
Babe about your leg just be calm and take your time till it gets better then you can do whatever you have to do, the time you have spent waiting for it to get back normal is shorter than when you had the problem, you will be alright soon babe and i can't wait to get to meet you and watch you walk right into my arms,please send me your picture so that i can always look your face whenever i am missing you,also send me your phone number so that i can call you,if i have anyone that needed that left shoe i will send you an email okay.take care of yourself for me sweetie and have a blessed moment.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.

A message to Carlos - The StumpMobile!

I thought I had better reply to Carlos and wish him a Happy New Year after him being so keen and all that. I enquire about his job hunting and tell him all about my least favourite job as an armpit sniffer!


Carlos, my darling Carlos!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

I sincerely hope that 2012 will bring you love, luck and happiness in abundance! 2011 wasn't the best year for me, especially considering the pig and foot incident but on the plus side, I did find you! I have a feeling that my life will just get better and better from now on. I now have the love of a good man (you) whom I  hope to meet sometime in the very near future and a new business that is already taking the artificial limb world by storm, can it get any better?

So Carlos, have you had any luck on the job front yet? You did say you were waiting to hear about one but that was a while ago. Any news yet? I am sure a man with your handsome Mexican good looks and virile nature could easily find work as a male model. Would you ever consider becoming a model? I have a friend with an interest in nude and fetish photography who is always looking for new subjects. I could put a good word in for you if you like? You may be required to wear stockings and lipstick but the pay is good.

I have had some strange jobs in my time Carlos! I think the worst one has to be the year I spent as quality control in a deoderant factory. We had a variety of people of all shapes and sizes, ages and social status who would come to us to help test the products. First they had to shower then go to the spray room. Their armpits were sprayed with the relevant deoderant and they were then sent to be dressed. They were then made to undergo a series of activities such as vigerous exercise, sauna room, dancing to wild ska music or half an hour under a sun bed. They were then required to strip and were sent to me in the sniffing parlour (or snifferarium as I affectionately called it!) My job was to take a thorough sniff of their armpits to asses whether the deoderant  was up to scratch. I had to give each person marks out of ten for  odour, wetness and marks on their clothes. Each one was a blind test so I had no idea which spray had been used. Sometimes as a joke, if a particularily heafty man would participate, the sprayers would just spray him with water under his arms so by the time he got to me, he would stink to high heaven. Now some people may find that attractive in a man but not me. I am not some kind of pervert or deviant!! One of my fellow sniffers used to get very excited when smelling the pungent armpits of elderly ladies. He got the sack eventually when the bosses spotted the webcam he had hooked up in the snifferaruim. Oh dear! It takes all sorts I suppose!!

Did I tell you about my surprise Xmas present from my friends? A group of my close friends had a bit of a whip round and bought me a mobility scooter as a present. Isn't that kind? I can't have my new foot fitted until my leg has healed properly which may be some months yet. So now I whizz round town on my 'StumpMobile'!! They even had it pimped up for me!! It is bright metalic purple and in neon pink letters down the sides it says 'StumpMobile'. It is covered in silver stars and even has an airhorn fitted that plays 'Stomp' by the legendary pop group Steps! Whilst not being a massive Steps fan, Stomp was the nearest tune they could get to stump so I appreciate the sentiment. I feel I am truley blessed to have such amazing friends.

Right Carlos, the torrential rain has now stopped here in Slutsbury so I am off for a whizz round town. I really hope to hear from you soon my darling and hope your next mail brings good news on the job front for you.

All my love to you Carlos

From your devoted stumpy Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

PS Do you know anyone who would like to buy a job lot of  womens left shoes?

Another message from Carlos - he's keen!!!!

He's keen is old Carlos!!! Another message from him - he does love me!!!!

Hello Sweetie,

How is life and the activities hope fine? I am thinking of you every moment of my life that is why i have to write you the short mail to let you know that you are always in my mind.Have a wonderful night.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.

A second message from Carlos - 2 in one day!

This is the second message from Carlos in one day - he's keen! I am a bit worried though as he does seem to love dancing and I am not sure how good I will be now I am  missing a foot!!



Hello Sweetie,

Thanks for your prompt reply your. I can see that you are a such woman with a great qualities that a man will ever look for in a woman. What i can say is that i am so delighted to tell you that i need somebody i can share my life with.Just as i told you,i have been staying alone for years now,at first i just wanted space but i realized that life is quite incomplete without somebody to love and be loved. Every man needs a woman to love. I think i wouldn't be wrong if i tell you that i want to know you better and eventually spend my life with you.I am just what you are seeing.

I know that things can be bad sometimes in our lives but that is not the end of things,we can always rise up n move on with our lives.I am quite warm,loving rather shy but fun to be with.I would always give you my all. I am not rich but i can manage to do the most important things in life though sometimes with difficulty but still i am able to stand on my feet.I am very prayerful person,I love dancing with the love of my heart.I pray that one of this days that i visit you so that we have quality time together in order for us to know each other better.I will love you,care for you and the most important thing i will ask for is love.When i get to know you better you will judge whether i am the kind of man who can make you happy but believe me,you wouldn't go wrong. Always pray for my success in this contract that i am applying for so that i can be the lucky winner.
With love and kisses,
Carlos.

A reply from Carlos - He is so scare about animal.

After breaking my tragic news to Carlos about losing my foot to a bunch of marauding pigs, all he can say is that I should give glory to God!! How about a bit of sympathy eh Carlos?!! He does say his love for me is unconditional (even without 2 of my toes) so I guess I should be grateful for that!


Hello Sweetie,

How is life treating you there? I am sorry for what happened to you this is a sad experience,i was thinking that you no longer interested that is why you kept silent but is now clear to me what happen,you were so lucky one thing i know in this life is that things happen for a purpose so we can't question God for it,i know for sure that what happened to you will bring happiness to your life. I am happy for what you said about Losing your foot has given you an idea for a new business. I am so scare about animal because i feel they hurt easily, well all i can say is for you to give glory to God.

I want you to know that when i love i love completely so nothing will change my mind,the love i have for you is unconditional love, so losing 2 of your toes is never a barrier,in as much i love so i will continue to love you till the end. Always remember that no matter the circumstances i will always be there for you.This is all i can say for now.
Hug and kisses,
Carlos.