I kind of lost my way a bit with Carlos lately. But after a couple of weeks of ignoring him, I thought I would email him and see if I get a response. Let's see if he replies.
Dear Carlos
I am hurt. I am cut to the quick as you doubt my love for you. How can you say that I am playing games with you? How dare you?
I haven't replied before now as I wanted to give you a chance to apologise once the cheque I sent to the hotel had been received and cleared. Yes Carlos, I sent a cheque to the hotel manager to enable the full payment of your outstanding bill. There has been ample time for the cheque to arrive and be cashed but as of now, it remains uncashed. Why is this? Does the hotel not want your bill to be paid? Have you managed to pay it some other way? Or did you just do a runner like I suggested before?
Oh Carlos, how did our happy little love affair end up like this? I really thought we had something special. Now I feel as if you hate me. When did our sweet love turn so sour?
Money is evil Carlos. It brings nothing but emptiness and pain to our lives. There are far more important things in life my dearest.
Anyway, on that note I shall take my broken heart and go and cuddle a sheep. At least they still love me :(
Forever yours
Tess xxxxxx
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Tuesday, 21 February 2012
Monday, 6 February 2012
Snowed in with broken internets ~ a message to Carlos
He's been patient so I thought I'd send him a quick reply. I am snowed in and going nowhere including the bank!!
Hello my gorgeous husband to be!!
Sorry for not being in touch with you for a few days. It has been a complete nightmare here! I don't know if you have managed to see the news for the UK but we have been hit by the most terrible weather. Here in Slutsbury~in~Gussett we had the most unbelevable snow storm I have ever experienced. The sheer intensity and volume of snow broke the internets. The poles holding it up were brought crashing down, damaging the cables and making the internets well and truely broken. The phone lines were also damaged so I have had no contact with the outside world for 3 days now.
The villiage in which I live is down in a valley so we were hit very hard by the snow rolling down the hills and gathering at the bottom. My house is a large detached house with no immediate neighbours so i was very isolated. I soon became completely snowed in. The snow reached up above the ground floor windows in massive drifts and I couldn't get out of the house. Even if I could have escaped, I woudn't have got very far with my missing foot. Oh Carlos, I was so scared. Snowed in, all alone and with no form of contact available to me.
I wrote a note and put it in an envelope tied to a loop of string which I managed to hook round the neck of one of the sheep in my garden by leaning out of the upstairs window and using one of my crutches as a kind of fishing rod. But Carlos, as much as I love sheep, they are dumb creatures and the stupid animal just stood there instead of going for help. I suppose I cant blame the sheep really. After all, it's not a carrier pigeon is it? Thankfully I had enough food in the house to see me through so have managed to eat and keep warm. This morning, at long last, the internets have been fixed so my first thought was to contact you. I am still snowed in so can't get anywhere at the moment which is a pain. Hopefully either the snow will melt or someone will come and dig me out soon.
Take care Carlos and I shall be in touch soon
All my love
Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sorry for not being in touch with you for a few days. It has been a complete nightmare here! I don't know if you have managed to see the news for the UK but we have been hit by the most terrible weather. Here in Slutsbury~in~Gussett we had the most unbelevable snow storm I have ever experienced. The sheer intensity and volume of snow broke the internets. The poles holding it up were brought crashing down, damaging the cables and making the internets well and truely broken. The phone lines were also damaged so I have had no contact with the outside world for 3 days now.
The villiage in which I live is down in a valley so we were hit very hard by the snow rolling down the hills and gathering at the bottom. My house is a large detached house with no immediate neighbours so i was very isolated. I soon became completely snowed in. The snow reached up above the ground floor windows in massive drifts and I couldn't get out of the house. Even if I could have escaped, I woudn't have got very far with my missing foot. Oh Carlos, I was so scared. Snowed in, all alone and with no form of contact available to me.
I wrote a note and put it in an envelope tied to a loop of string which I managed to hook round the neck of one of the sheep in my garden by leaning out of the upstairs window and using one of my crutches as a kind of fishing rod. But Carlos, as much as I love sheep, they are dumb creatures and the stupid animal just stood there instead of going for help. I suppose I cant blame the sheep really. After all, it's not a carrier pigeon is it? Thankfully I had enough food in the house to see me through so have managed to eat and keep warm. This morning, at long last, the internets have been fixed so my first thought was to contact you. I am still snowed in so can't get anywhere at the moment which is a pain. Hopefully either the snow will melt or someone will come and dig me out soon.
Take care Carlos and I shall be in touch soon
All my love
Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Friday, 27 January 2012
A reply to Carlos - I can't send him any money as the sheep have it all.
I thought I had better reply and put Carlos out of his misery. I can't pay his bank fees as all my spare cash has gone to help rebuild the sheep refuge. I will however arrange for his hotel bill to be paid and send him a return air ticket as soon as he send me the details. I have even offered him a job!
Hey Carlos
Oh what a mad couple of days I have had. I went to the sheep sanctuary as I said in my last email and they had had a disaster of epic proportions. We have had some terrible weather over here, torrential rain and gale force winds and the refuge had taken a real battering. Lots of the fences and shelters had been blown down and the sheep were all over the show. What could I do? I couldn't see all the sheep homeless and in danger so I agreed for them to come and live in my garden! Yes, I know I am mad but I love the little fellows so much that I just couldn't say no. I also made a sizeable donation to the refuge to enable them to rebuild it all but bigger and better. It's left me rather short of free income now. Don't get me wrong Carlos, I have money but it is tied up in business accounts and the like, I am sure you undersatnd all about such matters.
With regard to your current situation Carlos. Unfortunately, due to the payment to the refuge I don't have access to much actual cash at the moment. I can't send you any money to set up the account but what I can do is arrange for your hotel bill to be paid. If you send me all the details of where you are staying, the name, address, phone number and managers name of the hotel in which you are staying I can make sure you do not suffer the embarrassment of an unpaid hotel bill. I could also arrange to have a plane ticket booked in your name for you to collect at he airport enabling you to come back home. I hate the thought of you out there, alone and ill. I need to get you back home to England as soon as possible. Then when you are back here we can address the matter of getting the money transferred for the contract. I do still have a bad feeling about it all Carlos. I am sure it is not all as it seems.
Have you ever thought of a change of career Carlos? I would be honoured if you came to work for me. As you are good at construction type stuff, I could pay you to come and rebuild the Sheep refuge. I am usre you would make an amzing job of it.
I have to go now Carlos, things to do and all that! I do hope you start to feel better soon. Get plenty of sleep and drink lots. Please don't forget to send me your hotel details nd I shall arrange for the bill to be paid and send you the planeticket back home.
All will be well Carlos because I love you and will rescue you from your misfortune,
All my love forever
Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hey Carlos
Oh what a mad couple of days I have had. I went to the sheep sanctuary as I said in my last email and they had had a disaster of epic proportions. We have had some terrible weather over here, torrential rain and gale force winds and the refuge had taken a real battering. Lots of the fences and shelters had been blown down and the sheep were all over the show. What could I do? I couldn't see all the sheep homeless and in danger so I agreed for them to come and live in my garden! Yes, I know I am mad but I love the little fellows so much that I just couldn't say no. I also made a sizeable donation to the refuge to enable them to rebuild it all but bigger and better. It's left me rather short of free income now. Don't get me wrong Carlos, I have money but it is tied up in business accounts and the like, I am sure you undersatnd all about such matters.
With regard to your current situation Carlos. Unfortunately, due to the payment to the refuge I don't have access to much actual cash at the moment. I can't send you any money to set up the account but what I can do is arrange for your hotel bill to be paid. If you send me all the details of where you are staying, the name, address, phone number and managers name of the hotel in which you are staying I can make sure you do not suffer the embarrassment of an unpaid hotel bill. I could also arrange to have a plane ticket booked in your name for you to collect at he airport enabling you to come back home. I hate the thought of you out there, alone and ill. I need to get you back home to England as soon as possible. Then when you are back here we can address the matter of getting the money transferred for the contract. I do still have a bad feeling about it all Carlos. I am sure it is not all as it seems.
Have you ever thought of a change of career Carlos? I would be honoured if you came to work for me. As you are good at construction type stuff, I could pay you to come and rebuild the Sheep refuge. I am usre you would make an amzing job of it.
I have to go now Carlos, things to do and all that! I do hope you start to feel better soon. Get plenty of sleep and drink lots. Please don't forget to send me your hotel details nd I shall arrange for the bill to be paid and send you the planeticket back home.
All will be well Carlos because I love you and will rescue you from your misfortune,
All my love forever
Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Thursday, 26 January 2012
A quick message to Carlos.
Just sent a quick message to Carlos so he knows I haven't forgotten about him. I have completely ignored his pleas for money!
Hello again my darling Carlos
Oh dear! It doesn't sound like you are having a very good time of it out there. I have a very bad feeling about this work contract you have. I hate to say it Carlos but I fear this is all one big con. Are you absolutely sure that there is actually a job for you at the end of it? No reputable company would expect you to pay so much money out of your pocket for hotel bills and documentation. I have have a very bad feeling that someone is trying to con you Carlos :( This makes me so sad and so very very angry. People or companies who try to take advantage of others for financial gain are the lowest of the low. If I were you I would just jump on the next plane back home and get someone to investigate this company.
Right Carlos, I have to go now as I have to pay visit to the Sheep refuge. They are having a few difficulties that I have promised to help out with. I shall email you again later this evening as I have a very busy day.
Chin up Carlos and remember that our TRUE LOVE FOR EACH OTHER will carry us through any hurdles we may face. Nothing can take that way from us.
Love you always
Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hello again my darling Carlos
Oh dear! It doesn't sound like you are having a very good time of it out there. I have a very bad feeling about this work contract you have. I hate to say it Carlos but I fear this is all one big con. Are you absolutely sure that there is actually a job for you at the end of it? No reputable company would expect you to pay so much money out of your pocket for hotel bills and documentation. I have have a very bad feeling that someone is trying to con you Carlos :( This makes me so sad and so very very angry. People or companies who try to take advantage of others for financial gain are the lowest of the low. If I were you I would just jump on the next plane back home and get someone to investigate this company.
Right Carlos, I have to go now as I have to pay visit to the Sheep refuge. They are having a few difficulties that I have promised to help out with. I shall email you again later this evening as I have a very busy day.
Chin up Carlos and remember that our TRUE LOVE FOR EACH OTHER will carry us through any hurdles we may face. Nothing can take that way from us.
Love you always
Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sunday, 11 December 2011
Message number one from Carlos
Oooohh the excitement! Just about to go to bed and the lovely Carlos has sent me not one, but two emails! He goes to great pains to keep reminding me that he is in the UK so he knows about UK things!! He has also seen bald sheep but not much time, in Shrewsbury!! He also thinks that Cameron is stupid!!!
Hey honey,
Thank you so much for your response you need to see the smile on my face when i got your mail too, i have become so acquainted to you this few time we met on here, am i really gorgeous, mmmmmmm well i will take that as a compliment, how was your weekend hope it was good, i didn't do much just get to watch the premier league and relax, well i have hobbies i love sailing, cooking and swimming, i think i did stated that in one of the mails i sent to you.I lived in the UK so i am not a stranger to what is going on in my country lol, i have seen bald sheep not much time, when i visited shrewsbury in Manchester.
Honey you are a different person and when i read through the email we exchanged this few time, i was touched emotionally, you deserves much love, affection and true commitment, if you can be these cares for animal i think you will care more for human more than anyone can imagine, i wouldn't deny this fact, that you are the kind of woman that i truly desire to spend the the rest of my life with,you have this sense of humor you cares, and you are easy to get on with, not many woman could do what you have done in a little time we have shared together, you told me the truth about yourself what you and you family have been through they are so touching and guess what babe i have deep respect for you, you have this huge place in my heart and that will be for you alone forever.
Honey you are not rude by not asking we have talked about her and i know we have more time to do so, you were right about her age, her name is Annabel and she's a darling you will get to meet her soon and you will love her, she tells me time to time Dad i want a new mom and i keep telling her she will have one soon,i just feel getting to know you was not an accident its destine to be and i want to trust God so much for a successful relationship that we are building together.i am really looking forward to that precious moment when you will walk into my arms and i will whisper into your ear how much i desire to be with you.Honey we will definitely meet one of the reason when we stay in touch is for us to get to meet and start a life together.Government are terrible and they have done nothing to improve the situation things get more expensive and they seems to be doing nothing about it.Cameron was stupid.I just hope they will get all that sought out soon.take care good of yourself for me babe and remember that someone somewhere cares so much about you.your question i wouldn't love the two but i will love to be comfortable and make life a comfort for my family.lol kisses all over you.
Carlos.
Hey honey,
Thank you so much for your response you need to see the smile on my face when i got your mail too, i have become so acquainted to you this few time we met on here, am i really gorgeous, mmmmmmm well i will take that as a compliment, how was your weekend hope it was good, i didn't do much just get to watch the premier league and relax, well i have hobbies i love sailing, cooking and swimming, i think i did stated that in one of the mails i sent to you.I lived in the UK so i am not a stranger to what is going on in my country lol, i have seen bald sheep not much time, when i visited shrewsbury in Manchester.
Honey you are a different person and when i read through the email we exchanged this few time, i was touched emotionally, you deserves much love, affection and true commitment, if you can be these cares for animal i think you will care more for human more than anyone can imagine, i wouldn't deny this fact, that you are the kind of woman that i truly desire to spend the the rest of my life with,you have this sense of humor you cares, and you are easy to get on with, not many woman could do what you have done in a little time we have shared together, you told me the truth about yourself what you and you family have been through they are so touching and guess what babe i have deep respect for you, you have this huge place in my heart and that will be for you alone forever.
Honey you are not rude by not asking we have talked about her and i know we have more time to do so, you were right about her age, her name is Annabel and she's a darling you will get to meet her soon and you will love her, she tells me time to time Dad i want a new mom and i keep telling her she will have one soon,i just feel getting to know you was not an accident its destine to be and i want to trust God so much for a successful relationship that we are building together.i am really looking forward to that precious moment when you will walk into my arms and i will whisper into your ear how much i desire to be with you.Honey we will definitely meet one of the reason when we stay in touch is for us to get to meet and start a life together.Government are terrible and they have done nothing to improve the situation things get more expensive and they seems to be doing nothing about it.Cameron was stupid.I just hope they will get all that sought out soon.take care good of yourself for me babe and remember that someone somewhere cares so much about you.your question i wouldn't love the two but i will love to be comfortable and make life a comfort for my family.lol kisses all over you.
Carlos.
Friday, 9 December 2011
A reply to Carlos - cheese or love?
I thought I'd telll Carlos abit more about myself including two of my more unusual hobbies. I hope he likes sheep and crisps!
Hello my darling Carlos
I was overjoyed to hear from you once again and to find you happy, healthy and as gorgeous as ever!
When I asked if you were an artist, I didn't mean for a living, I merely meant as a hobby. It's good to have hobbies don't you think?
I have several hobbies that I find thoroughly fullfilling. I knit woolen jumpers for sheep! Yes, I know this must sound very very strange but it is in fact true! Sheep that are bred purely for their wool are repeatedly shorn, having their entire fleece shaved off time and time again. After years of shearing, they lose the ability to grow their wool any more and therefore end up completely bald. Have you ever seen a completely bald sheep Carlos? It's a strange yet disturbingly erotic sight! Anyway, these sheep are then surplus to requirements and are sent off to a kind of refuge for bald sheep. The refuge looks after the sheep the best they can given their limited resources. In summer they need donations of suncream as the poor sheeps bald skin gets somewhat fried in the hot sun. In winter the poor sheep suffer the ravages of the cold Britsh weather and therefore the refuge has an annual appeal for hand knitted sheep jumpers to keep them warm. I feel it's nice to give something back so make as many sheep jumpers as I can. I have also helped at the refuge by helping to build a special set of hills in the field next door specially for the Pennine sheep. As you may (or may not) know, Pennine sheep are a special breed that have different sized legs. They have been bred specially for the hilly terrain of the Pennines with the legs on the right hand side of their bodies 2 inches shorter than the left hand side. This is to enable them to stand on the steep hills without falling over. I didn't believe it at first but having seen these wonderful sheep with my own eyes I can confirm they do in fact exist. I love sheep Calos!! They are just so very very sweet.
I also like to make miniature scale models of famous world buildings out of cut up and folded crisp packets. Again, another strange hobby by most peoples standards but I love it!! I use crisp paclets as I like to recycle things that are otherwise uesless. Once they are folded, glued and painted they look amazing and you'd never know they were made of crisp packets. I have attached a picture of my latest model of Tower Bridge for you to see. My local primary school saves and donated all their childrens lunchtime crisp packets to me so that saves me stuffing my face like a fat cow!!
So Carlos, I haven't even asked about your daughter, how very rude of me. If I remember rightly, she is 7. What is her name? Sadly I don't have any children. I have always focussed on my career and busines and I guess the time for children was never right. It must be hard for your daughter never having really known her mother. She must have died when she was very young. I am sure that you are a fantastic father to her though and make her very happy.
Oh Carlos, I can't stop thinking about you. My every waking thought is taken up by daydreams of you and your supreme gorgeousness. I should love to meet you and be held in your strong Mexican arms. Do you ever think we will meet face to face? Where abouts do you live?
I was so sorry to hear that you had lost your job. This government are complete bastards (excuse my french) and need shooting if you ask me! I wish you every success in finding a new job Carlos and I hope the one at the construction company comes good for you.
Anyway, I must dash as I have a business meeting to go to. Deals of that nature stop for no one!!!
Keep safe and happy Carlos and remember that you are imprtant to me.
All my love forver
Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
PS If you had to choose, would you prefer to be incredibly rich but smell strongly of cheese or terribly poor but have a smell that makes all women fall in love with you?
I was overjoyed to hear from you once again and to find you happy, healthy and as gorgeous as ever!
When I asked if you were an artist, I didn't mean for a living, I merely meant as a hobby. It's good to have hobbies don't you think?
I have several hobbies that I find thoroughly fullfilling. I knit woolen jumpers for sheep! Yes, I know this must sound very very strange but it is in fact true! Sheep that are bred purely for their wool are repeatedly shorn, having their entire fleece shaved off time and time again. After years of shearing, they lose the ability to grow their wool any more and therefore end up completely bald. Have you ever seen a completely bald sheep Carlos? It's a strange yet disturbingly erotic sight! Anyway, these sheep are then surplus to requirements and are sent off to a kind of refuge for bald sheep. The refuge looks after the sheep the best they can given their limited resources. In summer they need donations of suncream as the poor sheeps bald skin gets somewhat fried in the hot sun. In winter the poor sheep suffer the ravages of the cold Britsh weather and therefore the refuge has an annual appeal for hand knitted sheep jumpers to keep them warm. I feel it's nice to give something back so make as many sheep jumpers as I can. I have also helped at the refuge by helping to build a special set of hills in the field next door specially for the Pennine sheep. As you may (or may not) know, Pennine sheep are a special breed that have different sized legs. They have been bred specially for the hilly terrain of the Pennines with the legs on the right hand side of their bodies 2 inches shorter than the left hand side. This is to enable them to stand on the steep hills without falling over. I didn't believe it at first but having seen these wonderful sheep with my own eyes I can confirm they do in fact exist. I love sheep Calos!! They are just so very very sweet.
I also like to make miniature scale models of famous world buildings out of cut up and folded crisp packets. Again, another strange hobby by most peoples standards but I love it!! I use crisp paclets as I like to recycle things that are otherwise uesless. Once they are folded, glued and painted they look amazing and you'd never know they were made of crisp packets. I have attached a picture of my latest model of Tower Bridge for you to see. My local primary school saves and donated all their childrens lunchtime crisp packets to me so that saves me stuffing my face like a fat cow!!
So Carlos, I haven't even asked about your daughter, how very rude of me. If I remember rightly, she is 7. What is her name? Sadly I don't have any children. I have always focussed on my career and busines and I guess the time for children was never right. It must be hard for your daughter never having really known her mother. She must have died when she was very young. I am sure that you are a fantastic father to her though and make her very happy.
Oh Carlos, I can't stop thinking about you. My every waking thought is taken up by daydreams of you and your supreme gorgeousness. I should love to meet you and be held in your strong Mexican arms. Do you ever think we will meet face to face? Where abouts do you live?
I was so sorry to hear that you had lost your job. This government are complete bastards (excuse my french) and need shooting if you ask me! I wish you every success in finding a new job Carlos and I hope the one at the construction company comes good for you.
Anyway, I must dash as I have a business meeting to go to. Deals of that nature stop for no one!!!
Keep safe and happy Carlos and remember that you are imprtant to me.
All my love forver
Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
PS If you had to choose, would you prefer to be incredibly rich but smell strongly of cheese or terribly poor but have a smell that makes all women fall in love with you?
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