A reply to Carlos - a bit of dogging fun?

I feel it is my duty to question that amount of money the bank is wanting for the set up fees for Carlos's account. It does seem extorionate. I do hope he takes me advice.
Good afternoon my darling Carlos.

It was a joy to hear from you as always. My day is going well thank you for asking! I haven't actually done very much today to be honest. I had a bit of a lazy morning laid on the sofa watching Jeremy Kyle!! Don't hold that against me please Carlos lol! I don't usually watch old Jezza but I was flicking around the channels and just got drawn into it. Honestly, some of the people who go on these kind of shows are unbelievable. There was this one woman who had fallen in love with a man who had told her that he was some kind of African prince. He said his father had been killed in some kind of military uprising and that he had inherited all his money but needed her to help him get it. She ended up sending him thousands of pounds and he turned out to not even be a prince or anything! Can you believe that? How can someone be so stupid eh? She seemed a very sad, lonely woman Carlos. I felt quite sorry for her.

I am so glad that I have you Carlos as I know you are an honest man who's life is built on truth and integrity. You have never pretended to be someone that you are not. You are hard working and a good father to your daughter and I am so lucky to have you in my life. I dream of the days we will spend together, in love, in each others arms. Do you think your daughter would eventually call me mummy?

It saddens me to hear you are so stressed out there. Are you sure this job is worth all the stress and hassle? With regard to the account you need to set up, I am a bit confused. Why can't the construction company just  put the money into your ordinary bank account? It does seem a lot of messing about just to get your money refunded. Plus the bank fees of £435,784 seems an extorionate amount of money. Are you sure you got the decimal point in the right place Carlos? 435 thousand, 784 pounds can't be correct surely? I think they are trying to rip you off if that's the case. My advice to you would be to tell the construction company to pay the money into your ordinary bank account and have done with. If they refuse, you should take them to the small claims court and get your money back that way. You really do need to be careful Carlos. There are so many unscrupulous people out there, including companies that will con money from you with empty promises of work etc. Please do be careful my darling man.

So Carlos, when do you arrive back in England? If you like, I could come and meet you at the airport. It would be a pleasure to drive you back home after a long flight. Don't worry if it's a late flight as if it's dark when we drive back we could always do a bit of a detour past some of the local dogging sites. Don't worry, I don't want to take part or anything ( I am not a pervert!) I just like to throw cans of Chum and some Winalot at the cars! A bit immature I know but you should see them jump!! It's truely hillarious!!

Right my dearest darling Mexican sex god, I really must go. I have a mountain of paperwork to attend to that won't sign itself!

Take care my sweet and look forward to hearing from you soon.

All my love and devotion forever

Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

A message from Carlos - I could be a writer!!

I received this message from Carlos today. I am quite taken aback at the fact that he has actually read what I have written and shown some level of undersatnding. He obviously has a better grasp of the English language than  Justin did!! I need to be careful!!


Hey Sweetie,

Thank you so much for your mail and i am glad to read from you again, especially when they came quickly lol, well you wouldn't have to thank me for been understanding, i am just doing the right thing for year i have this on my head that understanding is the mother of love, if understanding is not in place then is a matter of little time love will vanish like a vapor.

Honey i took my time to read everything you wrote one after the other, and i must confess to you that this is the longest mail i ever read in my entire life i read and read it over again, i guess the woman is old to see clearly the word fetish for fetish lol i laughed my ass out here, well concerning what happen to you, i am not taking it against you, we all have our past but an ability to forget the past and concentrate on the future is what make us a champion.i have a big Mexican heart to love, to forgive, to hold and to be committed to someone special.

Honey when i was reading the story i got a place and i panted, just wish you were here to witness that, i feel so much for you, but i salute your courage because you could take your time to explain the whole thing to me in details, i want to ask you a question has anyone ever told you that you could be a good writer? i marveled at the way you put your words together, they were awesome touching, and you couldn't just get tired of reading, babe i know you have your past but i want you to do me a favor, if you can just put them behind you, and forget about your experience in Grimesthorpe and stop been a Grimey then i think we can have a good life together and you will be happy again, all my life it is difficult for me to believe that nothing is impossible except you are negative about it.

Like i said your past was quiet understandable and forgivable, but we both need commitment, maturity and understanding to move into another level of our life, but with so much love and commitment from both of us.let us just keep our focus on this relationship and allow it to grow with love and affection, i believe with time we have a lot more to talk about, it will be so fun to do that together just the two of us.We'll talk about it , laugh it over and give thanks to God and move on.well if you look at it you will know that I'm not good at writing long mails lol but you made me do so, not for anything but for the feelings i have for you.because you have been truthful about everything since we exchange our first mail.kisses all over you and have a nice time i' ll look forward to your mail.
Have a wonderful night.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.