Monday, 9 January 2012

Showcasing my first leg - a message to Carlos

I thought I should get round to replying to Carlos seeing as he is so very keen. I have explained that I am a busy woman so I do hope he will be a bit more patient with me now. I have also sent him a picture of my first false leg produced by my new company. I hope he likes it!!


Good afternoon my gorgeous, darling Carlos!

Oh how my heart leapt when I read your mail this morning. It made me want to do a little dance but that is a bit difficult on crutches so I just swayed a round a little instead.

I know that I sometimes take a little time to reply to you but this is because I am often very busy. I now run 2 businesses and still have many hospital appointments to attend so my time is often sparse and I get tired pretty easily. I promise to make more of an effort to reply quicker.

So Carlos, how is life in Chesterfield these days? Where abouts in Chesterfield do you live? I don't know Chesterfield that well but have visited the church with the twisted spire a couple of times.

Well things are going really well with my new venture. Production of my first leg is now complete and to say I am proud is an understatement! I have attached a picture so you can see how spectacular it is. I just wish you were here with me right now to share in my joy Carlos.

Oh Carlos, I long for you to hold me in your arms and make me yours completely. When do you think it will be possible for us to meet? We are so near yet so far. I NEED you Carlos, I really do. I have urges and needs and my worry is that if we don't meet up soon, my urges will have to be fullfilled elsewhere. I am desperate for some of your manly loving Carlos, please come and take me!!

I have to go now my darling as I have an urgent business call to take. I shall try and email you again later ok so please don't fret. I love you dearly and would never lose contact.

All my love, passion and desire

Your ever loving Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



Yet another mail from Carlos!

He's a bit keen is Carlos! Yet another message from him landed today. I suppose I really should reply!


Hello Sweetie,

How is life treating you there? It really taking you long time to reply my mail,please always reply my mail so that we can get along very well,have a wonderful night.
Hug and kisses,
Carlos.

Saturday, 7 January 2012

A message from Carlos - he is so full of love for me!

He's a bit of a soppy one is Carlos, lots of  talk about love and all the rubbish!! It would just be my luck that he will turn out to be the one who isn't a scammer and how bad would I feel then eh? I do wish he wouldn't keep calling me Babe all the time. How insensitive! Hasn't he ever seen the film ' Babe - Pig in the city'?



Hello Sweetie,

Thank you so much for your wonderful mail,i am so glad to read from you, knowing the fact that we have our challenges in 2011 but with the hope and focus that 2012 will be a greater year for us, i know you had your trying time last year, but 2011 is gone, so get out of the past and let your focus be on 2012 because your future is more expensive than your past lol, well one of the greatest thing that happen to me in 2011 was having the opportunity to get to know you, you may not really know what that really mean to me but with time you will get to know, i have lived my recent years a lonely man and the moment you walk into my life you make the difference and i felt that greater impact i just pray that it last for eternity.With this little time we have spent on here you have simply shown to me that the entire responsibility of a man is to love a woman and guess what nothing can be greater thank these.thank you so much for loving me,
 
I think the modeling idea is good, but i wouldn't be considering that for now, based on my kind of person and the nature of my work, more so is not something i will do alone we need to sit down and talk about it, as husband and wife and if we think it will be good for us then we can go for that, but that aside for the moment.well concerning the contract i am yet to hear from the construction company but i think they will get back to me soon, i just want to keep my faith alive and always remember to put me in prayers.
Babe i think you have a great job that will give you the opportunity to meet different people and sincerely that is great, people around you are always an asset, is very good,honey i think you have a great friends around you, you know i have this mentality that if anyone should give you anything even if it is little it is a prove that the person is thinking of you, which is so magnificent, moreover i think you have been good to them too as friends if not they wouldn't have thought of that, i am happy you had a pleasant Christmas.
 
Babe about your leg just be calm and take your time till it gets better then you can do whatever you have to do, the time you have spent waiting for it to get back normal is shorter than when you had the problem, you will be alright soon babe and i can't wait to get to meet you and watch you walk right into my arms,please send me your picture so that i can always look your face whenever i am missing you,also send me your phone number so that i can call you,if i have anyone that needed that left shoe i will send you an email okay.take care of yourself for me sweetie and have a blessed moment.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.

Thursday, 5 January 2012

A message to Carlos - The StumpMobile!

I thought I had better reply to Carlos and wish him a Happy New Year after him being so keen and all that. I enquire about his job hunting and tell him all about my least favourite job as an armpit sniffer!


Carlos, my darling Carlos!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

I sincerely hope that 2012 will bring you love, luck and happiness in abundance! 2011 wasn't the best year for me, especially considering the pig and foot incident but on the plus side, I did find you! I have a feeling that my life will just get better and better from now on. I now have the love of a good man (you) whom I  hope to meet sometime in the very near future and a new business that is already taking the artificial limb world by storm, can it get any better?

So Carlos, have you had any luck on the job front yet? You did say you were waiting to hear about one but that was a while ago. Any news yet? I am sure a man with your handsome Mexican good looks and virile nature could easily find work as a male model. Would you ever consider becoming a model? I have a friend with an interest in nude and fetish photography who is always looking for new subjects. I could put a good word in for you if you like? You may be required to wear stockings and lipstick but the pay is good.

I have had some strange jobs in my time Carlos! I think the worst one has to be the year I spent as quality control in a deoderant factory. We had a variety of people of all shapes and sizes, ages and social status who would come to us to help test the products. First they had to shower then go to the spray room. Their armpits were sprayed with the relevant deoderant and they were then sent to be dressed. They were then made to undergo a series of activities such as vigerous exercise, sauna room, dancing to wild ska music or half an hour under a sun bed. They were then required to strip and were sent to me in the sniffing parlour (or snifferarium as I affectionately called it!) My job was to take a thorough sniff of their armpits to asses whether the deoderant  was up to scratch. I had to give each person marks out of ten for  odour, wetness and marks on their clothes. Each one was a blind test so I had no idea which spray had been used. Sometimes as a joke, if a particularily heafty man would participate, the sprayers would just spray him with water under his arms so by the time he got to me, he would stink to high heaven. Now some people may find that attractive in a man but not me. I am not some kind of pervert or deviant!! One of my fellow sniffers used to get very excited when smelling the pungent armpits of elderly ladies. He got the sack eventually when the bosses spotted the webcam he had hooked up in the snifferaruim. Oh dear! It takes all sorts I suppose!!

Did I tell you about my surprise Xmas present from my friends? A group of my close friends had a bit of a whip round and bought me a mobility scooter as a present. Isn't that kind? I can't have my new foot fitted until my leg has healed properly which may be some months yet. So now I whizz round town on my 'StumpMobile'!! They even had it pimped up for me!! It is bright metalic purple and in neon pink letters down the sides it says 'StumpMobile'. It is covered in silver stars and even has an airhorn fitted that plays 'Stomp' by the legendary pop group Steps! Whilst not being a massive Steps fan, Stomp was the nearest tune they could get to stump so I appreciate the sentiment. I feel I am truley blessed to have such amazing friends.

Right Carlos, the torrential rain has now stopped here in Slutsbury so I am off for a whizz round town. I really hope to hear from you soon my darling and hope your next mail brings good news on the job front for you.

All my love to you Carlos

From your devoted stumpy Tess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

PS Do you know anyone who would like to buy a job lot of  womens left shoes?

Tuesday, 3 January 2012

Another message from Carlos - he's keen!!!!

He's keen is old Carlos!!! Another message from him - he does love me!!!!



Hello Sweetie,

How is life and the activities hope fine? I am thinking of you every moment of my life that is why i have to write you the short mail to let you know that you are always in my mind.Have a wonderful night.
Love and kisses,
Carlos.

Friday, 30 December 2011

A second message from Carlos - 2 in one day!

This is the second message from Carlos in one day - he's keen! I am a bit worried though as he does seem to love dancing and I am not sure how good I will be now I am  missing a foot!!



Hello Sweetie,

Thanks for your prompt reply your. I can see that you are a such woman with a great qualities that a man will ever look for in a woman. What i can say is that i am so delighted to tell you that i need somebody i can share my life with.Just as i told you,i have been staying alone for years now,at first i just wanted space but i realized that life is quite incomplete without somebody to love and be loved. Every man needs a woman to love. I think i wouldn't be wrong if i tell you that i want to know you better and eventually spend my life with you.I am just what you are seeing.

I know that things can be bad sometimes in our lives but that is not the end of things,we can always rise up n move on with our lives.I am quite warm,loving rather shy but fun to be with.I would always give you my all. I am not rich but i can manage to do the most important things in life though sometimes with difficulty but still i am able to stand on my feet.I am very prayerful person,I love dancing with the love of my heart.I pray that one of this days that i visit you so that we have quality time together in order for us to know each other better.I will love you,care for you and the most important thing i will ask for is love.When i get to know you better you will judge whether i am the kind of man who can make you happy but believe me,you wouldn't go wrong. Always pray for my success in this contract that i am applying for so that i can be the lucky winner.
With love and kisses,
Carlos.

A reply from Carlos - He is so scare about animal.

After breaking my tragic news to Carlos about losing my foot to a bunch of marauding pigs, all he can say is that I should give glory to God!! How about a bit of sympathy eh Carlos?!! He does say his love for me is unconditional (even without 2 of my toes) so I guess I should be grateful for that!


Hello Sweetie,

How is life treating you there? I am sorry for what happened to you this is a sad experience,i was thinking that you no longer interested that is why you kept silent but is now clear to me what happen,you were so lucky one thing i know in this life is that things happen for a purpose so we can't question God for it,i know for sure that what happened to you will bring happiness to your life. I am happy for what you said about Losing your foot has given you an idea for a new business. I am so scare about animal because i feel they hurt easily, well all i can say is for you to give glory to God.

I want you to know that when i love i love completely so nothing will change my mind,the love i have for you is unconditional love, so losing 2 of your toes is never a barrier,in as much i love so i will continue to love you till the end. Always remember that no matter the circumstances i will always be there for you.This is all i can say for now.
Hug and kisses,
Carlos.